Tight Butthole

The expression or term used for excitement for a long night ahead.

He has a tight butthole right now because his girlfriend said they were going to go to the club and then back for hot sex.

Let's make tonight a tight butthole.

by Ayonik April 11, 2011

It's About Butthole Pleasures

Catch phrase that Mooj meant to say in "The 40-Year-Old Virgin"; life and sex are the best through a chick's pooper

Mooj: Life is about butthole pleasures.

Andy Stitzer: It's about butthole pleasures.

Mooj: It's not about cocks, and ass, and tits.

Andy Stitzer: Yeah.

by MOCO & P-Phat May 29, 2008

Butthole Milk

The semen that leaks out of an anus after anal sex.

After cumming inside someones anus, the semen that leaks out is known as butthole milk.

by Disgustipated4once November 1, 2011

twisted butthole

The result of a finger twisting in or around your butthole.

"There was a bit of anal swelling after the night of the twisted butthole!"

by FigNewman13 October 17, 2009

purple butthole

noun) a butthole that has been bruised after anal sex.....usually reffered to girls.....

i gave this bitch a mean ass purple butthole.

by plaza860 October 21, 2010

Hickory Smoked Butthole

When a gay guy putts Hickory Honey ham into his partner's butt and starts licking it rapidly.

He licked the Hickory Smoked Butthole

by bobbyb15 December 19, 2011

Megatron's Butthole

AKA Mercedes Benz Stadium. Modeled after a sphincter and containing various types of walking turds, it's the newest home of the Atlanta Falcons (and also some soccer team and their soft-as-runny-poo supporters).

Atlanta MLS fanboys who just discovered the beautiful game in Spring 2017 think it's the greatest thing since sliced bread. Playing on artificial turf in a football stadium that looks like either like a gaping or clinched asshole is apparently considered "amazing" by Atlanta residents.

Meanwhile further south, a purple-clad MLS side enjoys their home matches on grass in a proper English-style football stadium.

Atlanta Fans brag about how many tickets they sold to a match at Megatron's Butthole because their supporters are soft and talk tough on social media yet run to the police on away days.

by burn it down August 2, 2017