Fingering My Butthole

A phrase used to describe a lack of activity.

"Hey John, what are you up to?"
"Eh, Fingering My Butthole."

by Charles the Sound February 27, 2008

Buttholicious

Gum, generally pre-chewed, flavorless and of the bubble variety, temporarily stored in someone's anus and later retrieved for consumption.

I started to go down on this girl, but realized I had a wad of gum in my mouth. I didn't want to choke so I stashed it in her brown eye and saved it for later. It was Buttholicious!

by Hairy Psalm January 6, 2007

butthole

the untamed hole directly in the center of the booty, also known as the anus Mctanus.

its not a holebutt, its a butthole

by mike schimdt December 12, 2003

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit down and your shit gets stuck to your boxers and later you go yo take your boxers off and your shit rips off all of your butt hairs

Jason)Dude i just shit my pants
Brenden)Dude your retarted next time dont drink that much
Jason)I'm afraid im gonnna get a butthole shit rip
Brenden)Just dont sit down
Spencer)Hahahaha!!!!Jason you are so stupid

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005

Cardello's Butthole

The proposition which stiplulates that there must be another world buttfucking, asslicking, and fingering which is a separate world from the one we have.

I have seen proofs of Cardello's Butthole all around, and they are totally griggidy.

by Divergent Realitude December 23, 2007

Butthole Shuffle

The act of "taking care" of an itch in or around your butthole by shuffeling back and forth in something such as a chair.

I didnt want to obviously itch my butt in class so i did the butthole shuffle on the chair.

by Sworzy October 25, 2009

Butthole Spaceman

A gay astronaut.

Synomyn: Ass-tronaut

This song is sounds totally butthole spaceman!

by TAINT BOT May 1, 2010