Basketeering

v. - This is the act of handing out baskets to children for them to place their personal belongings into while they go swimming at a public pool. Back in the day, (2) girls were hired to do this job for minimum wage, however the job is now terminated. The recent economic downfall was first blamed for these (2) young ladies to lose their professions, but it was eventually determined that this job deserved less than minimum wage, actually no pay at all. Basketeering still occurs today, but it is done by anyone, even the children themselves, which is why stolen property has increased 200% since 2006.

TugBoat: "I'm missing $15 from my basket, i believe somebody stole it."
Larry: "Mergum bought all the other kids $15 worth of soda this morning, i bet it was him, i'll ask."
Mergum: "No, my dad gave me $15 to take my girlfriend out to dinner."
Chrissie: "You're 10 years old, you can't even drive."
Mergum: "You guys suck at basketeering."

by HeadPoolieInCharge July 8, 2010

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Baskeetball

Similar to the Penis Game, the winner is determined by the person or people that get caught first. The game is pointed towards High Schoolers (generally upper-classmen) in a classroom setting. The people playing must start by masturbating the air of the crotch region of that persons body, motioning a fake masturbation, for at least three seconds. Then, the player must fling the contents of the fake masturbatory act towards the next player in the room with a basketballesque type motion including a hookshot, fade away, around the back, etc., or other sports related motion/ universal hand motion symbol. Other motions include bowling, pitching a baseball, tossing a hand grenade, etc. The person who has the contents flung at them is the next player to perform the next motion. The remaining person who hasn't been caught by a teacher or other authority figure wins.

Matt: "Hey lets play some baskeetball in class today"
Jacob: "Yeah man, just dont get caught by Mr Simmons!"

by TeetMasta February 10, 2015

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buckeejit

A buckeejit is a person who is a REALLY massive eejit. To be a buckeejit is to be beyond redemption in terms of stupidity, cackhandedness or moronic behaviour.

His Da was an eejit, but this boy's a real buckeejit. I wouldn't put him in charge of a yardbrush.

by #doesyourmaknowmyda July 22, 2018

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Guff Bucket

A derogatory term for a vagina, related to guff (bad smell) and the receptacle (vagina) the smell came from.

Ayup me duck show us yer guff bucket.

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Phwoor is that yer guff bucket I can smell?

by Guff Bucket lover. September 25, 2010

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Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)

The first sport for stoners. You have to be high to enjoy this game. You and your buddies try to play basketball while making as little noise as possible, and the moon must be visible above your heads.

I'm blazed right now dude, lets go play some Moonlit Silent Basketball (MSB)!

by Guitarpwnage93 February 10, 2009

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