Nuclear Buddies

A military term referring to a group of three men, two of which, during the event of a nuclear explosion, perform "69", so that they will die in pleasure. The third member of the party is the failsafe, who will presently kill both men in the event of a false alarm, so they will not have to live with the shame of the event.

Back during Desert Storm, me and your dad used to be nuclear buddies...

by fridgeonwheels May 31, 2021

Lazy buddy

Some one who goes to your house in comfortable attire, watches movies, tv, or plays video games. You eat junk food. And some times occasionally cuddle.

I can't hang out. My lazy buddy is coming over today.

by Bird man May 12, 2014

dugout buddy

Men who engage in homosexual relations only until a heterosexual relationship can be obtained.

The saying comes from the inability to reach one of the bases, thus, they are stuck in the dugout.

Bill has been searching for a dugout buddy ever sense Amanda rejected him

by SgtDoomsday December 3, 2016

knuck buddy

a positive response that expresses extreme excitement.

Friend: Hey I just found this tuba wear in the attic filled with legos.

You: Knuck Buddy!

by Blunt Money January 4, 2014

Doodle-Buddy

(n.) is a term that refers to a male/female partner in a non-marital secretive romantic relationship, often, maintained though a doodle app on the iphone.

VK: Are you doodling again ?

Lil KB: I don't know what your talking about.

VK: So she found someone else to doodle with, huh ?

Lil KB: STFU! My doodle-buddy loves me.

by unicornzombie January 10, 2011

skate-buddies

Friends that you will be with throughout your whole skating time, anytime, anywhere, when one of you or your buddies get injured while doing tricks or gets in trouble, they will always be there for each other, the best type of friends to have when you are a skater, skateboarder, etc.. they are best kind of people to trust when you need to go have fun, hang out. and get away from other stuff that you don't want to deal with

the only friends i can trust to come, skate, and hang out with are my skate-buddies

by skanzser September 12, 2016

Foreplay Buddy

Someone which you hang around with only to go to third base with. This usually leads to a Fuck Buddy.

Person 1 : Dude, where has Cale been? I haven't seen him around lately.

Person 2 : Oh, he has just been hanging around with that Foreplay Buddy of his.

Person 1 : Oh, she isn't letting him take it to the Fuck Buddy level yet?

by IAmSoDamnRight April 3, 2012