Nuclear Buddies

A military term referring to a group of three men, two of which, during the event of a nuclear explosion, perform "69", so that they will die in pleasure. The third member of the party is the failsafe, who will presently kill both men in the event of a false alarm, so they will not have to live with the shame of the event.

Back during Desert Storm, me and your dad used to be nuclear buddies...

by fridgeonwheels May 31, 2021

Corona Buddies

Doubtful friendships formed under the pandemic circumstances, which on any other day would not have been likely.

Usually sprouts out of fear of loneliness rather than a mutual care and support and will probably collapse once any relief is felt.

aka: COVID friends
see also: Fake Friend

(spoken from a 'social distance', of course)
-Didn't Anny talk shit about Michelle all the time? They seem to really get along lately...
-Nah, they're just Corona Buddies

Michelle: Hey lets go to the movies now that the pandemic is over!
Annie: Umm, yeah, I'm going to this party with that old friend, sorry

by lorem_dipsome December 29, 2020

knuck buddy

a positive response that expresses extreme excitement.

Friend: Hey I just found this tuba wear in the attic filled with legos.

You: Knuck Buddy!

by Blunt Money January 4, 2014

Lazy buddy

Some one who goes to your house in comfortable attire, watches movies, tv, or plays video games. You eat junk food. And some times occasionally cuddle.

I can't hang out. My lazy buddy is coming over today.

by Bird man May 12, 2014

Doodle-Buddy

(n.) is a term that refers to a male/female partner in a non-marital secretive romantic relationship, often, maintained though a doodle app on the iphone.

VK: Are you doodling again ?

Lil KB: I don't know what your talking about.

VK: So she found someone else to doodle with, huh ?

Lil KB: STFU! My doodle-buddy loves me.

by unicornzombie January 10, 2011

spuddy buddy

Person with whom you share your leftover french fries.

Ugh, look how many fries they gave me! I'm going to wind up giving half of these to my spuddy buddy.

by bananananabobecky May 30, 2018

dugout buddy

Men who engage in homosexual relations only until a heterosexual relationship can be obtained.

The saying comes from the inability to reach one of the bases, thus, they are stuck in the dugout.

Bill has been searching for a dugout buddy ever sense Amanda rejected him

by SgtDoomsday December 3, 2016