dollywood

an erection that shows through pants
wrong erection, wrong time

The Employee Handbook didn't cover office dollywood situations.

Jim's dollywood was more embarrassing than the bikini failure at the pool party.

dollywood by moizsays June 22, 2010

Hollywood Hookup 

Where one proceeds to lunge forward to the other when they're seeing off their date and proceed to 'hook-up' in true over-the-top Hollywood style.

Guy 1: Dude, did you see that? She was all over him.

Guy 2: Yea! I really wish I was that guy right now.

Guy 1: Bloody oath, she'd be the score of a lifetime.

Guy 2: You said it brother, that was a real Hollywood Hookup

Hollywood Hookup by MisfireXVII June 18, 2011

hollywoody 

A partial erection.

I hate riding the bus in the mornings while trying to hide my hollywoody.

hollywoody by Foo M. Barr February 9, 2007

Hollywood Snort 

The act of snorting a line of coke off of a woody and then proceeding it by swallowing his liquid tylenol(skeet).

(v)Jenny was having a great night at the club and was askin the bartender for sumthin to get rid of her headache. He said" i gotcha some of that Hollywood Snort thatll clear your mind."

Hollywood Snort by M. Morgan February 24, 2007

Hollywood Crush 

A superficial enfatuation with a certain member of the celebrated elite, usually overtly sexual.

(see celebrity, celebrities)

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Lane: Hello, Brian. I watched the Addams Family Values last night. Did you know that I have a Hollywood Crush on Christina Ricci in that specific movie??

Brian: ...You're twenty-one. Wasn't she twelve in that movie??

Lane: Oh yes.

Hollywood Crush by BioMenace December 14, 2008

Dollywood

noun: an erection arising from an adult sex doll be it inflatable, prosthetic, etc.

Dude, I totally have Dollywood right now.

Dollywood by DripDripDrip March 2, 2011

Joe Hollywood 

1. A name applied derisively to a person who uses a word, phrase, or expression that is at odds with his everyday vocabulary, and usually sounds pretentious and artificial (a "Hollywood expression").

Most often used in the phrase "What are you, Joe Hollywood?"

Derived from the TV show Seinfeld.

George: Uh, can we cut to the chase?

Jerry: "Cut to the chase"?

George: Yeah...

Jerry: What're you, Joe Hollywood?

Joe Hollywood by Bourbon Diction Andy October 22, 2009