boat anchor

1. Any large electronic device that has become outdated, and thus is much larger and heavier than modern versions. A small (usually handheld) such device is called a brick.

2. In ham radio, a piece of radio equipment meeting the criteria in definition 1.

1. That stereo is a total boat anchor!

2. I went to a hamfest last weekend and bought a boat anchor from the 1970's.

by Artation January 4, 2009

butter boat

After leaving your load on her tits, you keep on going, frantically, maniacally even, until the "substance" becomes buttery.

I was so in the mood, that after climaxing, I butter boated her breasts.

by echdarees June 29, 2011

the man in the boat

A term for the cliterous

While your down there, look for the man in the boat and squeese his head and lick it.

by Bob The Breaker April 15, 2003

boat drinks

From the movie "Things to do in Denver when your dead"....When its life is over all you can hope is that your sitting on a boat with all the pleasant people in life having "boat drinks"

I'm gonna get outta hear I'll see ya later, boat drinks

by chillin February 7, 2005

friend boat

To be high on marijuana.

Dude, whats wrong with Frankie?
He's in the friend boat

by Branflakex January 6, 2009

Tomato Boat

A woman who has begun her menstral cycle, e.g. period.

It was our 10th anniversary tonight and Tammy had to go on the Tomato Boat.

by mixman65 July 20, 2008

Boat Crud

1) The disease that one person brings onboard the submarine that infects the entire crew, rendering the boat virtually useless. 2) The combination of all diseases brought onboard by the crew that makes the super-powerful, incurable, mega-disease that everyone gets.

In other news, a new crewmember onboard U.S.S. Underway, as brought boat crud underway. No word yet on how this will affect its upcoming deployment.

by brad the nuke July 1, 2011