9mm blowjob

The act of placing a loaded 9mm Pistol in your mouth and squeezing the trigger, thereby committing suicide.

You hear about Benny?
I ain't seen Benny in a good minute, what happened to him?
Well, Benny apparently decided to get a 9mm Blowjob.

by Jet blak November 20, 2007

accidental blowjob

when you didn't really plan on giving a blowjob but you did anyways.

"I just wanted to make out with him, but it turned into an accidental blowjob."

by trumantinkerbell April 15, 2006

Funfetti Blowjob

While receiving oral from a partner a male says "HEY" and as their mate looks up to see what is the matter, He throws confetti in their face then commences to punch them in the face

Wes; Kay why do u have the black eye

Kay; Wayne got me with a funfetti blowjob last night

by Wes7710 December 27, 2010

Kenny Blowjob

A Kenny blowjob is when a girl sucks a dick and moans as she does it, making her sound muffled. Much like how the character Kenny McCormick muffles when he is talking.

“Dude, my girlfriend gave me a Kenny Blowjob last night”

by KyKyBitch March 23, 2019

blowjob teeth

A person has sucked dick so much their teeth are now crooked or have large gaps in their teeth.

Damn man! You seen that hot as bitch.

Yeah b. Too bad she got dem blowjob teeth.

by Dickdiddles April 25, 2018

Bootcamp Blowjob

When a girl gives a blowjob by doing pushups, opening her mouth and allowing the penis to enter and exit her mouth as she goes down, then rises again.

I was in a Drill Seargent mood last night, so I made my girlfriend give me a Bootcamp Blowjob.

by JY Trackstar May 25, 2011

Blowjob Festival

1) A festival that takes place in which men receive oral sex from hundreds of the finest bitches around

2) A festival in which you are forced to suck off hundreds of the ugliest dudes around

Me: Brian's party last night was a total blowjob festival
You: Oh snap that must have been awesome!
Me: No, I can still taste dick in my mouth

by D-Fence October 18, 2010