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Blokes and Dames and BONES 

Blokes and Dames and Bones (Noun, Verb and Adjective)

Meaning: A universal meaning, usually used in an extreme drunken state. Can be used entering any establishment with one or more pirates. Usually used by American girls to express their delight at the pirate orientated public house. Also can mean literally - Blokes (male variety) and Dames (female variety) and Bones (Boney variety) although rarely used.

Pronunciation: Performed in a Pirate/British accent.
Blok-s and Dames and BOOONNNNEEEESSSSS! (Increased accent on the Bones.)
Example of Blokes and Dames and BONES: J in British accent 'This Place is full of Pirate Blokes'. C 'This is full of Blokes and Dames'. J in full Accent 'Blokes and Dames and BOOONNNEEESSSS'.
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Bad Bloke Moke 

Derrived from bad bloke, with a rhyme that adds a little class, this term is used as an insult, but not too seriously. Often times used when a request is made and expected to be granted, then denied.
Frank - "Grab us a beer Dave"
Dave - "Fuck off"
Frank - "Oh, bad bloke moke"
Bad Bloke Moke by James November 14, 2003
Related Words
Something that has been broken because a bloke (Man) has tried to fix it.

The radio is bloken.

Dont touch the TV its fine... if you start to touch the telvision it will end up bloken, remember what happened next time.

I thought i knew what i was doing... turned out i didnt and the car is now bloken.

bloken by Sessions! January 18, 2006
-trapped smoke escaping from the stomach when burping

-to blow smoke with a burp
'dude, I bloked right in Mr. Wilson's face and he sent me right to detention.'
Bloke by extomkat January 21, 2009
a bulge in one's abdomen, often caused when imitating pregnancy.
"Look at my cute 'icle blode!"
blode by shroomy February 20, 2004
a blode is a like a chode but the other way round it is longer than it is wide therfore a rather avrige penis this word was come up with by me whilst i was thinking for a meaning i could put to the word blode because i had noticed its simalarity to the word chode
When a chode has an erection it stands most chance of breifly becoming a blode
blode by Sam January 8, 2005
The process of cumming in a girls tits then doing motor boat to suck it out
Andre was about to blome on a babys breast when the jing a jing toe came in.... it was hairy
blome by Jolery January 5, 2010