bleed the system

The act of draining a substance while, simultaneously, consuming said substance.

Example 1:

I really had to drop a deuce mid dinner, so instead of letting it get cold, I bled the system; I finished it while on the can.

Example2:

Q: where's Squirty?

P: he went to the bathroom to bleed the system.

Q: bleeding the system?

P: he didn't want to leave his beer unattended so he took it with him to piss.

Q: atta' boy, no sense in sobering up mid piss!

by hurtn squirtn February 3, 2012

bleed those

Means like I’ll hit that or I’ll fuck it

I would bleed those over there on the dead homies

by Woody.1k November 11, 2022

Bleed The Wisker

To Urinate

After drinking all that water i need to "Bleed The Wisker"













































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by Kewlcat January 20, 2009

bleeding butt

When your butt bleeds

Anthony: Blood is coming out if your butt!

Jan: yeah, I have a bleeding butt.

by Brittanyg1222 February 8, 2014

Bleeding

If you're playing a card game, and someone yells "You're bleeding!" It usually means that they can see yours or someone else's cards. If somebody says this to do, hide your cards.

Kid: Hey! You're bleeding!

*fixes cards*

by Hasslehoff💪 May 24, 2022

my eyes are bleeding

when you see something that is so horrible, like gacha heat.

person1: Hey person2 look at this video!

person2: what the fuck is this

person1: my hot Roblox girlfriend!

person2: my eyes are bleeding

by aggressivefart May 4, 2022

Bleeding Cock Sore

The term describes an irritating, or uncomfortable situation where the feeling of unrest and lack of well being festers like a "Bleeding Cock Sore".

You are at a fast food establishment with your friend, and notice two hot women in the queue behind you. Having noticed that the ladies do not appreciate your manly charms, it is concluded that they MUST be a couple - why else would they not be falling over to get your number?

The dawning realization that both women assume that you and your friend are "partners" creates an uncomfortable scenario - the feeling being that of a "Bleeding Cock Sore". A festering, uncomfortable situation that cannot be talked about - unless to a Doctor - and only in the case where there is no other option!!!!

by WhenWe February 19, 2012