N. 1. Moronic individual who derives auto-erotic pleasure from stanky cheddar infused biscuits, but is too cheap-ass to actually buy them, and so bogarts them off of another...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
N 2. A person of exceptionally low intelligence, who derives simple minded pleasure from contemplating a basket of stanky biscuits...
1. That freakin biscuit wanker was standing outside the window of the restaurant trying to get him some cheddar.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
2. I tell my lil biscuit wanker that he's "special," not a dumbass-- that would hurt his self-esteem.
by Tranny La Rue October 9, 2007
Get the biscuit wankermug. I'm gonna rip that guy a new biscuit. She had to have surgery for a ripped biscuit. Man, that really rips my biscuit.
by Grouchalouch March 4, 2017
Get the Ripped Biscuitmug. A scrunge biscuit is a useless waste of space that claims off benefits and lives in a council house. the money they do steal off the government is usually spend on there addictions such as alcohol, drugs and fags
by mr.basic December 10, 2016
Get the scrunge biscuitmug. When you put lots of powder on your chest or down your shirt in order to keep cool in the heat, but your sweat mixes in with the powder and forms little clumps called "Titty Biscuits".
by The Son Of Jor-El July 4, 2011
Get the Titty Biscuitsmug. Wank Biscuit is a game played by a group of 3 or over males! It involves all males participating to masturbate until they ejaculate onto a biscuit or cookie of thier choice preferably a digestive! All males must ejaculate onto the biscuit! The loser is the last male to ejaculate onto the now high protine snack! As a forfiet the loser must eat the biscuit!
BOB: who wants to play wank Biscuit?
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
Dave: Erm......No!
Sam: Yeah!
Rick: Go on then!
Pete: Okay!
Bob: HA! Three against one Dave your Playin!
Dave: For fuck sake! I never win?
Bob: You love it you sick fuck!
by mike doom July 12, 2004
Get the Wank Biscuitmug. Ed was sitting in the movie theater when he thought he would squeeze one out and blame his friend Frank, but to his surprise a Fudge Biscuit emerged.
by Aeryck November 4, 2004
Get the Fudge Biscuitmug. A term for reward that doesn't match up to build-up and or effort required to obtain it.
The term is derived from the Season 3 premiere of LOST, where an incarcerated Saywer spends most of the episode solving an elaborate puzzle only to be rewarded with a fish-shaped biscuit.
The term is derived from the Season 3 premiere of LOST, where an incarcerated Saywer spends most of the episode solving an elaborate puzzle only to be rewarded with a fish-shaped biscuit.
That whole season of Dallas was a dream? What a fish biscuit.
I worked 75 hours a week for 3 months to win the proposal and my boss gives me a $15 gift card to Wicks 'n Sticks? What a fish biscuit.
I worked 75 hours a week for 3 months to win the proposal and my boss gives me a $15 gift card to Wicks 'n Sticks? What a fish biscuit.
by Psychoag October 6, 2006
Get the fish biscuitmug.