Spending your time and money for your own improvement, future success or good time / enjoyment. As opposed to spending your money and / or time trying to please people especially people you don't like.
" I can't believe it! I just blew her rent money hosting a big dinner party for my frenemies."
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
"Yeah it sounds like you don't know how to invest in yourself. "
by Quelquechosedespecial December 24, 2016
Get the Invest in yourselfmug. It happens when someone can not hold their pee in any longer and it shoots out inside their clothes, creating a wet spot on their crotch.
by Vocabnerd October 29, 2020
Get the Pee yourselfmug. The act of consuming horrendous amounts of hallucinogenic substance so as to put yourself in a metaphorical (and on occasions literal) bin. But what the fuck, you'll enjoy it in the end.
Steve: Jesus christ lads, I may have gone and racked this line of Ket up a little to big!
Lads: Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself!
Steve: *Snorrrrtttttt*
Lads: Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself...Bin Yourself!
Steve: *Snorrrrtttttt*
by CluffyFunt June 6, 2018
Get the Bin yourselfmug. Kissing yourself while falling off a cliff due to riding a pig led by a carrot onto a slime block then getting launched into a neter portal directly into a wither.
by Motley Tool December 5, 2022
Get the Nintendo Yourselfmug. Stands for literally having sexual intercourse with yourself, Unlike fuck yourself which is used as a insult.
by parbarling June 23, 2023
Get the Woag Yourselfmug. When you are implying something that insinuates your good or attractive, or another positive attribute.
Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Usually used when talking with a stuck up person, someone who’s playfully over confident or someone trying to playfully deny feeling or emotions without shutting someone down.
Person A:(playful condescending tone)“Wow, you really find and excuse to hang out with me don’t you?”
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”
Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
Person B:”Don’t flatter yourself”
Person 1:”you keep looking at me hehe, ik im pretty stooopppp, *giggle”
Person 2: “Ptf please stop flattering yourself you ugly bitc-“
by ferngully0 August 11, 2021
Get the flattering yourselfmug. John: "Hey jack you should go elf yourself"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"
Jack: "that's probably better then my current sex life John"
by Jake356Io December 13, 2019
Get the Elf yourselfmug.