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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Lost the Spoon in the Batter

When a woman inserts her vibrator, dildo or other pleasuring implement so deeply that she cannot retrieve it from her vaginal or anal canal.
She was trying to have some fun but failed because she lost the spoon in the batter.
by All Bets Hedged February 18, 2021
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Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.
I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.
by Dark Oak September 3, 2023
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Slack batter

When you are able to blow a load whilst having a semi or flaccid chap.
Man, I had no idea whether she was a minger or minter, and still couldn't work it out after I slack battered her chin ...
by Ulazygit October 21, 2020
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Batter sisters

Oh wow honee, I didn’t know you knew him! But I guess that makes us batter sisters!
by bakingloads_247 March 9, 2023
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Battering

He’s gonna get a battering

Shut up before I batter you
by Tilldog May 8, 2021
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Battered Sluts Syndrome

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing

...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012
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