Shared bathroom

one of the most miserable things in the world.

especially, the bathroom shared with more than 30 people in a dorm is gonna bang on you.

DHouse : Hey, where can I find a bathroom here?
THouse : Oh right there, go to the living room and make a right on the second.

DHouse : Is that shared?
THouse : Yeah, It is a shared bathroom
DHouse : That is disgusting.

by lluuoo November 21, 2009

Bathroom Magic

When in a bind and are at a loss for a quick explanation you perform a little "bathroom magic". i.e. a polite reference to pulling an answer out of your butt.

When John asked where I had been last night I had to perform a little bathroom magic.

by MizD July 18, 2009

bathroom stalling

the act of two best friends giving head to two different guys at the same time in rooms right next to each other resulting in both guys simultaneously moaning out the best friends names.

they were totally bathroom stalling it, you could hear the dudes moaning their names.

by that's what that means June 24, 2018

Bathroom Bandit

Jasons gay fucking dog that drinks urine!!!!!! aka basil

Hot damn! this game of wizard shotty is gorgeous but it has got me so hot that i need to make a visit to the bathroom bandit for a piss or shit. Thank you

by The gorgeous attendance slut June 21, 2004

Bathroom U-Turn

When you take a shit, leave the stall, turn right back around, sit down, and take another shit.

lul mah boiiii made a bathroom u-turn after 2nd dinner done got served.

by mattymetro May 10, 2007

blew up the bathroom

When lower gastrointestinal distress is relieved in the bathroom, and the resulting semi- to fully- liquefied remains and flatulence leaves a lingering odor long after the person has left the bathroom

I don't know what he ate, but man, he blew up the bathroom! You won't want to go in there for a while.

by kaycar January 31, 2016

John bathroom break.

A bathroom break lasting an hour or more. Often after John bathroom breaks one must buy a new toilet. If one is known to take John bathroom breaks make sure one has at least two cans of febreeze.

"Dude where were you?" "Sorry I had to take a John bathroom break."

by Hohn May 1, 2010