snatch basket 

When a women's panties are so soaked with cum, that when it dries becomes basket like.

" Me and my crew blew so many loads on your great grandmother's crotch last night that she developed a snatch basket. "

snatch basket by Claymore J. Flapdoodle December 7, 2006

Squirrel in the fruit basket 

Close cousin to 'shark in the buns', but with better results. When the unsuspecting victim (friend or stranger) bends over to pick something up. Shove your hand in their ass/crotch from behind, wiggle it around like a rabid animal and yell 'SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!'

Great at parties. Also works on girls.

'Hey i think you dropped a quarter.. SQUIRREL IN THE FRUIT BASKET!!!'

Squirrel in the fruit basket by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

Sex in a Basket 

Really Really Good. Something that is so good that you cant describe it by any other way so you just say Its like sex in a basket!

Dude I just bought an chocolate cake... its like sex in a basket.

Sex in a Basket by Scuba Steve Unit December 25, 2007

Mexican funny basket 

when you make a girl wear a dog's cone as you all shoot your baby gravy in it.

mexican funny basket

Mexican funny basket by Jake MacIsaac Josh Carpenter January 13, 2011

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer 

The act of putting a victim (preferably a black one) into hypnosis, spinning them 360 degrees and doing a mid-air flip so they land on their back and break their lumbar spinal columns.

After the procedure, they may still be hypnotized. To counteract this situation, put them into a laundry basket ass-first and throw them into the dryer (4.3 cu. ft. White All-in-One Washer and Electric Ventless Dryer from LG Electronics work best).

Subsequently, you will feel remorse for what you did to the poor unsuspecting victim. Go to your local church, mosque, or temple and pray for your sins.

Chad 1: Dude, I just tried the new Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer.
Chad 2: o shit bro, that's mad skeng fam

Hocus-Pocus 360° NiggerFlip Laundry Basket Prayer by JesusLover9000 September 7, 2019

Fruits basket

A touching story that will make you cry, laugh, and get angry. A manga that you can read over and over again without getting bored.

In my opinion, they should have done the entire manga for the fruits basket anime. The first 8 books isn't good enough (this sucks)
-_-

Fruits basket by You think I would really tell you? April 10, 2008

Steaming fruit basket

when someone drops a bowl full of dookie and doesnt flush, drops the lid and surprises the next person with a wonderful smell.

I went to Toms house and left him a steaming fruit basket.

Steaming fruit basket by Alaskan fatchick killa March 18, 2009