strange looking bananas

I love you too :

you: hey i think i love you
me: oh.. well i really enjoy strange looking bananas

by pppoopoointheflesh October 2, 2021

Poo-poo in your bananas

When your kids get all antsy and shit. When people can’t calm the fuck down and need to have something immediately. Impatient mofos

Offender: “Why is it taking so long for my quad grande caramel macchiato with no room and no foam?”

Response: Damn, don’t go poo-poo in your bananas, bitch. Calm the fuck down it’s coming.

by BoredDad May 14, 2022

That’s Bananas

Mind boggling; the craziest shit ever heard; absolutely out of this world info

Casual

When you hear something crazy or exciting but you don’t feel like expressing it

Friend: omg there’s a forest fire the next town over
Me: That’s bananas man

by Mrnancow November 17, 2022

monkeys can't sell bananas

the ideology that a drug dealer can't be using his own supply, or else he will go out of business

Gabin started dealing but he started smoking all of his product and is now flat broke. Monkeys can't sell bananas.

by ryanbernsdisciple June 4, 2024

Apples? Bananas?

Something your math teacher replies with when you give them a dry number as your answer.

Teacher: What's 7x7?
Student: 49
Teacher: 49 what? apples? bananas?
Student: ...

by Nedux007 May 19, 2021