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Baltimore Blowdown

When your Aunt Suzie has stage 4 cancer in Baltimore, and she has 1 last wish.... You fuck the shit out of her so hard you pop he cancerous tumor out of her and it plops on your dick from her asshole. You then stick it back in her and and use it as a anal bead with every other tumor in her body connected . Afterwards you've done created the most advanced cancer medical treatment ever made. Fucking your family to save their life.
Hey Robby watch me do a Baltimore Blowdown to my Aunt Suzie.
by DR.Sussy December 12, 2024
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Baltimore Butthole Yanking

When you put a plunger on your dick and shove the plunger on a girls butt hole and plunger it until the butt hole comes inside out.
Ever heard of Baltimore Butthole Yanking? I heard it hurts...
by seachips January 24, 2025
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Baltimore Choco Taco

When having sex, the guy takes a log of shit and stuffs it in between her vagina or butt cheeks and than proceeds to eat it.
Yo bro I just made her give me a Baltimore Choco Taco
by Jay2sturdy January 29, 2026
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Baltimore Whirlwind

A pose during homosexual coitus where both parties maneuver themselves in a way where they both have their sexual organs inside of eachother.
Harry and Mark are doing the Baltimore Whirlwind in the other room.
by Joža Dolary$$ May 18, 2025
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Baltimore Cow Tipping

where you spartan kick fent folders in the inner city

(invented by strudwick)
Yoo bud, how about some baltimore cow tipping this weekend on skid row?
by mccutch11 July 10, 2025
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Baltimore Bologna Beam

When bro gives you the Baltimore bologna…you don’t wanna know…
Just kidding.
It’s when bro slaps bologna on his dingaling and starts pissing and letting his special sauce on yo face.
You ain’t a real one if bro never gave you the Baltimore bologna beam.
Yo bro Ima give you that Baltimore Bologna Beam
What the fuck
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Baltimore Pigeon

Noun; A corn dog (hotdog with cornbread surrounded it) covered in smegma (sometimes referred to a “framonda cheese”)
I’m hungry. I could really go for a Baltimore Pigeon
by GrandGoonwizard August 15, 2025
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