butthole beard

Where your butthole is so hairy it must have its' own beard.

Yo did you see his butthole beard? It looked like his butt cheeks had buckwheat in a headlock!

by PieKnee May 8, 2016

pemis butthole

the correct thing to say when nobody is talking on a discord server and u need to get the ball rolling

nobody:
me: pemis butthole

by nothsaton May 1, 2019

sour butthole

When you feel as though you have to take a shit but have not digested enough food to do so, resulting in a combination of stomach pains/cramps and feelings of nausea in the anus.

I had a sour butthole this morning but I decided to try and shit anyway, ending up on the toilet for almost an hour and accomplishing nothing.

by twackburn December 23, 2017

butthole minigolf

The act of using a putter to hit a golf ball into the gaping anus of a woman with her legs spread apart.

She must be good a butthole minigolf with an ass that big.

by KittenTamer November 28, 2016

Drafty Butthole

The moments after anal sex when control over air moving through the anus is lost.

"I tried anal for the first time last night, i've been dealing with a drafty butthole for hours.

by mark taint April 19, 2014

Butthole chapman

The act of forming a fist with the middle knuckle protruding and twisting it up someone's ass.

Marc was losing his wrestling match with Tim until giving him a butthole chapman causing Tim to freak out and get pinned.

( origanation-- a highschool wrestling room)

by Deer Man August 24, 2005

saggy butthole

a dylan, dylan is a saggy butthole

person one: oh, hi saggy butthole!
dylan: whos that?
person one: you!

by soodooo April 11, 2021