Vortex Butthole

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.

I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole

by BeastMoge September 20, 2016

Mother Butthole

mother butthole the condition your butthole is left in, after bearing a child(ren).

“I told my Gf not to be shy, because I’ve seen all of her, including her Mother Butthole..”

by Akghmr November 20, 2019

saggy butthole

a dylan, dylan is a saggy butthole

person one: oh, hi saggy butthole!
dylan: whos that?
person one: you!

by soodooo April 11, 2021

pemis butthole

the correct thing to say when nobody is talking on a discord server and u need to get the ball rolling

nobody:
me: pemis butthole

by nothsaton May 1, 2019

sour butthole

When you feel as though you have to take a shit but have not digested enough food to do so, resulting in a combination of stomach pains/cramps and feelings of nausea in the anus.

I had a sour butthole this morning but I decided to try and shit anyway, ending up on the toilet for almost an hour and accomplishing nothing.

by twackburn December 23, 2017

Butthole McNugget

A small nub filled with blood clots protruding from the anus.; aka, piles, a hemorrhoid. Ass on fire. Spicy Butthole McNuggets may require surgery.

My girlfriend, a vegetarian, was tossing my salad when she screamed after tasking my Butthole McNugget.

After eating at McDonald's 27 straight days, my turds turned to stone and I had to strain so hard that Butthole McNuggets grew on my anus.

by bookfraud April 7, 2015

Butthole Safari

A dangerous expedition undertaken by a man in which he attempts to have anal sex with as many woman as possible within one night

Jake: "Where's John? He's been having sex all night!"

Bryan: "He's on a butthole safari."

Jake: "Ahh shit." (no pun intended)

by ElSnowman June 18, 2014