bus fuck

Bus fucking involves 2 people: the victim, and the fucker. The bus fucker is generally the bitch on the bus that no one likes to sit with because she is either: a FAT bitch, a SCARY bitch, a super-bitch, or a combination of the three. Victims to bus fucking are usually guys too nice to say no to someone who wants to sit with them. Once the bitch sits down, she begins to engage you in conversation about obsessions with non-fat guys, her hatred of her parents, and other topics the victim more often than not does not give a damn about. The result of a good (see: bad) bus fucking is: being even more scared of the bitch, friends making fun of you, and annoying children on the bus claiming you want to have an affair with the bitch.

Also see: bus rape

Victim: Thank God we're at my bus stop...now I can get away from Sammi.
Victim Friend: Yeah man, she bus fucked you good. Did she seriously tell you about how she wants her brother inside her?

by Buerckchop December 26, 2007

Bus Spotting

The art of spotting the arrival of a bus, long before it reaches the bus spot. However, bus spotting is a talent usually possessed by people who never actually take the bus.
Considered by many as a gift from God, scientists continue to work out ways to maximise the gift, while hiring special agents to hunt bus spotters down and "bring them in for testing"

Jo: Yo boom, 128 on it's way down!

Boom: Cool man, nice bus spotting. You comin' down my joint?

Jo: Nah, got a plane to catch in 20 minutes.

by Never catchthebus99' April 17, 2009

bus fair ho

A whore who chills at the bus stop, and puts out for enough money to ride the bus.

I love those bus fair ho's, a $1.70 and you can get anything you want!

by j.wiebe June 30, 2007

bus dick

A dick so big it will rekt you for a week

I'm still hurting from that bus dick

by Bus dick December 9, 2016

Bus Driver

When you bang a girl doggie-style, grab her pig-tails and move them back and forth like you have a big bus steering wheel in your hands. Proceed to make vroom-vroom noises and don't forget to honk the horn.

I was bored banging this girl, so I gave her a bus driver last night.

by too_tall December 19, 2010

Bus stop sex

A sexual act which is performed at a faster tempo than normal. A method of performing sex in which foreplay is absent. Also referred to as a "quickie". A term used to describe duration; as in "hurry the bus is coming!"

"Come on girl, how about a little bus stop sex?"

by Goodfood September 27, 2014

bus stop wanker

a wanker standing at a bus stop whilst your in a car.

whilst driving to the college

bill : "look at those bus stop wankers"
bob: rolls down window "BUS STOP WANKERS"
bill: "nice one"

by unstabledna April 27, 2009