sperm biscuit

a small tissue or wad of toilet paper used by a woman to wipe up leakage from her vagina after sex. Commonly found dried up bedside and appear similar to a biscuit in size and shape. Also, commonly crunchy and stiff.

susan routinely leaves sperm biscuits scattered about her bedroom

by D. hoff March 16, 2004

Noob Biscuit

A variation of the term "noob."

"Carl just killed his own teammate!"
"What a noob biscuit!"

by The B Man November 7, 2007

dirty biscotti

A combination of wookie (ie dreadlocked neo-hippie) and gangsta commonly found at disco biscuits concerts. Usually under the influence of and/or selling various pychotropic substances, in particular MDMA (molly, rolls, etc) or LSD (doses, L, acid, liquid, etc). These people can usually be identified through their pungent odor, lack of employment, extremely dilated pupils, obscure and irreverent comments in an attempt to start conversation, and silly costumes that simply dont make any sense. Do not buy drugs from any dirty biscotti, as they are not truly hippies, and are probably trying to rip you off.

"Did you see that dirty biscotti who was naked, puking off the roof of his van in the lot after the bisco show? Apparently he got tazed by the 5-0!"

"Yeah, that ass clown sold me some bunk molly, i couldnt even get my groove on to the heady UNTZ"

by Aidan and Willcox February 22, 2008

feel like a biscuit

To realize that you are wrong, stupid, or otherwise moronic. Often used in a rhetorical question.

1. Dang, now don't you feel like a biscuit?
2. See, 'feel like a biscuit' is a phrase. Now I bet you feel like a biscuit, Julia.

by Plusmonster September 1, 2008

Its Not My Biscuit

Not your thing, your liking

Hey hav you heard that new song...
Yeah its cool but its not my biscuit...

by Seanness October 1, 2006

hot in the biscuit

really worked up over; excited

Even though it was pouring outside, he got all hot in the biscuit to go out.

by xman212 July 13, 2007

Sloppy Biscuit

Coming from most likley a bunch of stupid colleges frats, a group of boys stand in a circle and place a biscuit or a cookie in the middle and masturbate, the last boy to ejaculate has to eat the cookie.

It was unanimous that the girls were turned off when the boys started playing sloppy biscuit

by Anthony and Greg and Jelly March 7, 2005