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Fanny batter

A frothy liquid made by a woman when she has a fungal infection in her snatch resulting in a creamy discharge which when mixed with juices when she gets aroused foams and bubbles up forming a rich batter
I was with this bird last night and she had a full on fungus going on, when I was fingering her she whipped up a thick fanny batter for me to dip my meat in
by Moistcurtains81 June 25, 2024
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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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Domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd

Noun

A term that describes the miserable, disheveled state caused by extreme sleep deprivation, especially when combined with the draining demands of everyday domestic life.
I'm feeling a little extra domestically-battered-wrinkled-dog-turd today on account of having slept only 2.5 hours.
by Hieronymous June 24, 2025
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Buttdick Batter

The remnants after an individual cums inside another individual’s butthole and swirling it around.
I came so hard in his butthole lastnight I left a huge pile of buttdick batter.
by Dark Oak September 3, 2023
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Battered

To be thoroughly beaten and humiliated on a regular basis. To be like Tottenham Hotspur.
Totmtenham get battered everywhere they go
by ryandrews74 November 27, 2021
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Panty Batter

A ladies joyous excretions absorvbed in her knickeres.
Hey Sandra, why don't you have any knickers on
Reason is, Kevin, if I don't wear panties , they don't get crusty with dried up panty batter by the end of the night
by Scurlage March 9, 2025
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