Average White Girl

An average white girl is someone who follows more than one of these stereotypes:
- you wear uggs -you love Katy Perry
-you always get Starbucks -your catchphrase is I can't even!
-you love Pretty Little Liars -you always know when the Pumpkin Spice Latte is returning
-you love Victoria's Secret and North Face -you love leggings/yoga pants
-you take pride in your ability to quote Mean Girls

If you follow more than one of any of these stereotypes, then you are the average, annoying, fuckshit white girl.

Meg: Jesus Christ, that's the fourth Pumpkin Spice Latte Sarah had this week!
Becky: Why so surprised? She always wears yoga pants and uggs, and she always quotes Mean Girls. She's just an average white girl.

by Bianca_DiddlySquat June 9, 2018

spoiler alert

1. A phrase, sentence, or really any form of communication that completely ruins that show, movie, or book series by giving away key plot points or twists. interjection
2. Ruining everything for everyone.

Sarah has a tendency to word vomit endings to movies I haven't seen yet. We call her 'Spoiler Alert Sarah.'

by iharasu March 30, 2015

Average size

Just a bit bigger than yours

Chad: "mine is average size 😎😎😎"
Brad: "and mine is slightly smaller :((((((((((((((((((((("

by bigbazzascott June 23, 2021

Top Player Alert

A term used to describe someone who is very good at video games. Usally used to describe people who are good at fighting games.

Watch out man, that guy over by the Arcana Heart machine is Top Player Alert

by GEAR-X April 7, 2008

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by Shiine-1 April 28, 2022

The Law of Averages

The trump card used at a cocktail party to convince someone who has lesser academic background and sophistication and legitimize your argument.

Q: Gun control doesn’t work!

A: Well…The Law of Averages says otherwise.

Q: 2nd amendment!

A: The 2nd amendment has its limits, if it didn’t, there would be no need for civil servants (police).

Q: The government is not taking my guns away!

A: No one said Gun Prohibition, its called gun control.

Q: Government will not control me!

A: It already does, don’t you have an ID?

Q: Yes?

A: The Law of Averages!

by vamonos a la playa January 2, 2013

Average Jane

The female version of an "average Joe". A girl that's rather plain and doesn't stand out in a large crowd.

Girl #1: Omg! That girl in our second period is sooo plain, like geez all she does is listen to the Top 10 hits playlist and watch gossip girl!
Girl #2: I know right! She's such an average Jane.

by lordwussycat June 18, 2015