August the 2nd is national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are physically required to fuck your girlfriend, or in compromise, go down on them or finger them.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.
If your girlfriend has a birthday on the 2nd, it is even more important to fuck her, as it is her birthday and national fuck your girlfriend day, so you are required to fuck her on this day.
Person 1: "hey isn't it August 2nd?"
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "
Person 2: "yeah why? "
Person 1: "crap it's my girlfriends birthday. "
by Jesus mk2 July 8, 2021
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