National Slap Ass Day

Every March 13th you have the right to to slap a male or female's ass to celebrate the holidays!

Be sure to say "No homo" if necessary

Jacob: hey man it's March 13th you know what that mean

Me: oh shit it's National Slap Ass Day how could I forget!

by SuperDope Trash March 12, 2020

Grab Ass Day

April 13th every year.

Dam that chick's ass is fine

Grab it man, its grab ass day

by Danathan the Vast March 12, 2020

National Ass Slap Day

Every year you are allowed to slap anyone's ass on november 10th without any consequences wether they are a boy or a girl.

Holy shit dude, I'm lucky it's national ass slap day!!

by BillieTB November 10, 2020

Ass pic day

National send ass pic day

Get a girl with the nicest ass and tell them it’s national ass pic day

Today is November 11

So?
It’s national ass pic day
Oh then lucky u

by 5875368 November 10, 2020

Ass hat day

Your a dick if your reading this.

Hey fucker, it's ass hat day.

by Heyyyyugly November 19, 2020

Jayn shows her ass day

Jayn will show her ass on 5/28 for anyone who sends her this

Jayn shows her ass day

by ryanpo May 28, 2020

National Ass pic Day

The day where you send your ass to your boyfriend. It is any day in July.

Today is national ass pic day

by Shelby Brown July 15, 2020