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Apple is a shy biotch. Once you meet her you'll understand why. She feels like nobody likes her and that she is awkward. Some of Apple's anxiety leads to her being very insecure about herself. When you become her true friend, being a crackhead is what she's all about.

Apple is a crackhead.

Apple by Being shy and insecure sucks. October 28, 2019

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apple, red, sweet, juicy

apple is a red juicy fruit the everyone should eat every day

apple by MopMan_ November 4, 2019

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a doctors' worst nightmare

an apple a day keeps the doctor away

apple by flaflobla November 19, 2019

Apple 

An apple is a fruit, but also a company that makes phones. Thier phones are about as smart as an apple.

(Don’t fel offended by this, it is only a joke)

Apple fans be like:
Oh my god! A new phone model! *Buys it egen though it costs more than you should ever pay for a phone*
What they are thinking:
It is the same s**t as the last model, but i buy it anyways.

Apple by Darth Meme November 24, 2019

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Apple is of cource a fruit, but for the most part it’s a big company that makes phones that everybody buys, but then people also tend to think that the apple phone is a real apple.
Just cause it’s a apple doesn’t mean it belongs in the kitchen.
(Even if it is as smart as an apple and looks like one)

Person one: Hey! Is that the new Apple iPhone ?
Person two: Nah, it’s just my lunch.
Person one: You sure? That looks like the new red iPhone 11your eating.
Person two:....Fuck....

Apple by Sperty November 24, 2019

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a big red thing that confuses little people

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apple by red thing December 7, 2019

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An apple is object thats a food taht people eat when they are hungery Eli

Apple is yummy for tummy

Apple by PopcornMcgee December 8, 2019