The act of pinging everybody in a discord and attaching an image of Clippy pregnant, This has to then be followed up by saying, "Ashton this is you in a few days."
Don't make me Ashton
by Hambo904 April 14, 2024
Get the Ashtonmug. 
by humanity is overrated August 25, 2022
Get the Ashtonmug. Having sex with a hot milf, while secretley pretending it's Ashton Kutcher, everyone's favourite man crush.
Person 1: Dude, I totally fucked your mummy last night in her gaping wizard sleeve.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
Person 2: That's superawesomedisgusting
Person 1: It's cool though, I was performing an Ashton Fuckcher at Grade 8 level.
Person 2: Oh, I'll join in next time then.
by WaxCrayon March 11, 2011
Get the Ashton Fuckchermug. Ashton is the Lord Farquaad of life. So insecure in himself that he constantly one ups people and puts others down to feel better about himself. Thinks he’s so hard to read, but everyone knows exactly how he is. Ashton will tell a story that he thinks makes him look like the man, but in reality everyone is full body cringing. Ashton thinks he’s Gods gift to women, but will never actually talk to any of them. Then later he will go and tell his friends that he has all these women that want him. Ashton: A one upper, over exaggerating baby back bitch.
John: “man I’m about to buy a motorcycle and show everyone how much of a man I really am”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
Ben: “whoa man chill you’re starting to sound like an Ashton”
by Ohioidiot July 12, 2019
Get the Ashtonmug. A beautiful person who is also a gay ass faggot and he fucks black dudes name Pedro and Kellen if he ever gets the chance ! He loves being racist for no apparent reason and just screams "Nigger" for no reason. Even though he has two black boyfriends.
by bootyballs123 November 21, 2021
Get the Ashtonmug.