albuquerque

The biggest city in the 505. A dirty old town with no redeeming qualities. Home of the worst drivers in existance. It has the remarkable ability to trap everyone who comes here for life. Huge wealth gap, home to the poorest and richest neighboorhoods in the country. Has lots of rich bastard WASPS, but has three times as many illegals. Too hot at day, too cold at night. Most of the city is gang territoty, but the eastern part is where the rich people live. Pretty much just a miniature version L.A., except a lot shittier. Also known as burque and apple-cookie.

guy1: "Man, this city sucks ass."
guy2: "no shit, it's albuquerque"
*BAM* (both killed by driveby)

by thebigbadbamf October 29, 2006

Aluminoid

Aluminoid is a person(s)that converge on events surrounding a major sporting event. Aluminoids will at all cost seek out and retrieve any left behind can(s) or bottle(s) with "deposit" marked on them. The only bottle or can that is safe are those in ones hand. Those left on the ground, a table, trash can or on the bumper of a car are fair game. After feeding on cans and bottles, they converge in mass on the local bottle or can return venue. They are particularly active around major college football venues before and after a game.

The Aluminoid's arrived at the tailgate party grabbing all the cans on the ground then proclaim "any cans?" before leaving to feast on the next location.

by RCKCC October 9, 2007

Albemo

a particularly white skinned person usually of british decent that is classified as an emo

"dude, you listen to deathcab and you cant tan.. your hell albemo"

albemo - "that emodude is so white hes practically transparent"

by The aesthetic voyager February 24, 2009

Albuquerque Turkey

A variety of sandwiches containing the common elements of turkey and green chile. Often sold at restaurants in New Mexico, including local Subways.

The type of bread used, the cheese, and other ingredients vary. Typical Southwestern fare such as guacamole is commonly included.

Did you try that Albuquerque Turkey at Kelly's?

Yeah, it was delicious. Much better than the one at Subway. I think Subway gets their green chile from Texas.

Gross!

by Obi-Zahn Kenobi January 11, 2011

Aluminati

(ə-ˌlü-mə-ˈnä-tē)

-n pl

Elite members of society who belong to a conspiratorial organization which attempts to control world affairs. A central tenet of the group is a belief that aliens and/or governmental organizations want to read their minds or control them using electromagnetic "brain-rays," and that such attempts are blocked by covering one's head with aluminum foil.

Why didn't the doctor let us talk about UFOs until we put on tin foil hats? He's one of the Aluminati.

by Smart as Shat September 3, 2010

albuquerque

Albuquerque is the biggest city in New Mexico. Albuquerque is commonly refered to as Burque. It has probably one of the biggest economic gaps in the country. Most of the city is gang controled and the rest is gated communities. There is mostly just stupid hicks, retarded cholos, and psychotic indians in the valley, and rich boys from cali who live in forts in the foothills. Basically a smaller, shittier, version of LA with more meth and less coke. Burque has mountians to the east, mesa to the west, and a weak ass excuse for a river running through the middle. It has both the ignorance and stupidity of a small town and the violence, drugs, and racial tension of a big city.

Places in Albuquerque like Central and the South Valley are to be avioded if you are white and places like the foothills and Rio Rancho are to be avioded if you are anything other than white. A mexican or indian in Rio Rancho will be arrested or shot, and a white person in the South Valley or on central will be shot, mugged, and/or raped (unless said white person is trying to score some meth then they'll just be mugged and raped.).

by teo chavez May 4, 2008

Albuquerque Turkey

To put gravy in a girls pussy,dip a drumstick in it, and eat it.

I had a delicious Albuquerque Turkey last night

by Chris D.L. June 30, 2007