Alarm Cock

A full bladder that tends to wake you up in morning.

My alarm cock woke me up at 5 this morning; maybe I should get my prostate checked.

by Darren O'Donnell October 11, 2008

alamurda

aka alameda, a small island located of the coast of oaklnad california

where u from cuz?
im from alamurda son where that gurl sarita gabato lives.

by seannonnon February 7, 2008

alaukik

A fantastic person with a super brain and ultimate powers found only in India especially from Mumbai

Yeah! I am Alaukik.

by A.L.A.U.K.I.K May 15, 2016

Alarm Clock

The biggest gay. Let's start every day by being attacked and annoyed! Yeeeet

Gerald woke to his alarm clock blaring. In frustrating he beat his gurl Carol who was sleeping in the closet because she made herself a toaster strudel and didnt make one for Gerald. What a hoe she is.

Carol and Gerald don't only use their alarm clock to signal waking up but they also use it to tell them when to 'go to bed' of you know what I mean ;)

by OnlyTheWorstPerson April 11, 2019

robot alarm clock

The alarm clock of the future.

Stupid alarm clock! Malfunctioning again! You're supposed to serve humanity!

by lunar April 4, 2003

Alarm Clock Dildo

Where a woman awakens with a orgasm, simply by setting the dildo into her pussy, setting the time to be awoken, and soon wakes up with an amazing orgasm. Men can also use them by inserting them in the ass.

Man! Alarm Clock Dildo's are cheap!!

by Fuck Face October 16, 2003

Allura

Petty

"Allura stop being so petty."

by Lanceloveskeith October 29, 2016