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This man is the goat. He is short but he has wavy hair and failed 2 years. I love him. He will stay my pookie bear forever
Hey have you seen Ahmed shaaban Ismail gad Ismail Haroon?
Nah he's hanging out with lara
by you could say I'm your bsf bsf November 21, 2023
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Ahmed

A black guy that calls himself ’Amed’ even though his name is Ahmed.
Cmon Ahmed, everyone knows you like to eat bananas.
by Donald H Trump March 20, 2023
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Ahmed Amine

Ahmed Amine is a sexy Moroccan dude who gets all the ladies. He is the smartest and coolest and every girl loves him. He is too cool for school and still does better than anyone. Despite being shorter than his classmates, we all know what is long *wink wink*. He gets laid every night because girls love his big dick.
Oh my gosh, Amine rekt my asshole last night, I can barely walk straight.

I wish I was cool like Ahmed Amine

He is so sexy and his dick is soooo big

"Did you see that guy's unforgettable smile? He is such an Amine!"
by Urbainstaffguy1 November 22, 2021
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Ahmed

Ahmed is one of the kindest man you will ever meet! He’s intelligent and is very kind to his family. and when you need him, he will be there for you. He is an amazing son, friend, and husband. He is funny and has a very great sense of humour. He is understanding and does not get mad easily. Also he is very reliable and will give the best advice.
Let me call Ahmed, he will know what to do.
by Lolypopnice November 21, 2021
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ahmed

a man with a massive dick and balls that fit perfectly in zubairs jaw
person 1: ahmed is better than zubair
person 2:facts
by definetly not mist August 27, 2022
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Ahmed Time

Roughly 4 times the value he states
Ahmed said he'd be an hour, so in Ahmed Time that's around 4 hours.
by gililand with only two L's October 3, 2021
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Ahmed

The absolute sexiest man to ever exist. Both genders love him and anyone named Ahmed is immediately thinks I want to marry him. He is also one of the funniest men alive.
Hes so funny hes an Ahmed
by mrkle March 10, 2021
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