by Alphabet Pearl July 29, 2016
Get the alphabet pearlmug. Backcuracy: How good you are at operating a vehicle in reverse.
Hackcuracy: How often you "hit da nail on da head" in da sabotage department.
Jackcuracy: (1) How straight and level you get da lifting-device for changing your flat tire, or (2) how good you are at tossing/catching a small ball and spiky playing-pieces.
Knackcuracy: How well you know/perform a particular skill or ability.
Lackcuracy: How expert you are at NOT doing/possessing something.
Mackcuracy: How good a big-rig driver you are.
Hackcuracy: How often you "hit da nail on da head" in da sabotage department.
Jackcuracy: (1) How straight and level you get da lifting-device for changing your flat tire, or (2) how good you are at tossing/catching a small ball and spiky playing-pieces.
Knackcuracy: How well you know/perform a particular skill or ability.
Lackcuracy: How expert you are at NOT doing/possessing something.
Mackcuracy: How good a big-rig driver you are.
Additional examples of "alphabetical accuracy" include:
Packcuracy: How neatly/efficiently you load and/or store items.
Quackcuracy: (1) How well you imitate da vocalizations of a duck, or (2) how successfully you convince gullible bystanders of da legitimacy/efficacy of your snake-oil concoctions.
Rackcuracy: (1) How well you assess da status/quantity of merchandise on a display-frame, or (2) how correctly you predict/estimate da size, shape, appearance, warmth/softness, etc. of a gal's boobs.
Sackcuracy: (1) How well you estimate da contents of a bag, or (2) how closely your guess when someone is gonna be given da boot from his present employment.
Stackcuracy: How good you are at piling up items without their falling over again.
Tackcuracy: (1) How closely you estimate da stickiness of a particular adhesive, or (2) how correct you are regarding how well a pushpin holds up an object.
Trackcuracy: (1) How good you are at maintaining good records, or (2) how efficient you are at staying on da rails when shunting freight-cars.
Whackcuracy: How often your palm "lands on target" when swatting someone's butt on his way past you.
Yackcuracy: How valid da content of an extended monologue is.
Packcuracy: How neatly/efficiently you load and/or store items.
Quackcuracy: (1) How well you imitate da vocalizations of a duck, or (2) how successfully you convince gullible bystanders of da legitimacy/efficacy of your snake-oil concoctions.
Rackcuracy: (1) How well you assess da status/quantity of merchandise on a display-frame, or (2) how correctly you predict/estimate da size, shape, appearance, warmth/softness, etc. of a gal's boobs.
Sackcuracy: (1) How well you estimate da contents of a bag, or (2) how closely your guess when someone is gonna be given da boot from his present employment.
Stackcuracy: How good you are at piling up items without their falling over again.
Tackcuracy: (1) How closely you estimate da stickiness of a particular adhesive, or (2) how correct you are regarding how well a pushpin holds up an object.
Trackcuracy: (1) How good you are at maintaining good records, or (2) how efficient you are at staying on da rails when shunting freight-cars.
Whackcuracy: How often your palm "lands on target" when swatting someone's butt on his way past you.
Yackcuracy: How valid da content of an extended monologue is.
by QuacksO May 13, 2022
Get the alphabetical accuracymug. guy 1: woah man pride month is very gay
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee
guy 2: be careful saying stuff like that, the alphabet squad might come for you
tbh: yipee
by smippysnippy June 27, 2022
Get the alphabet squadmug. FUN WITH GUS.
FOR some reasons FACEB00K is 0FF where ALPHABET G00GLE WINS.
JAC = JARED ANDREW COHEN ...AIW"A" = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WATS0N A LIEN = AAR0N PECKHAM ( DATABASE GAME CHANGER)
NEW 0NE LETTER WISE AS ISOLATION BUTT SEXUAL TEASE.
FOR some reasons FACEB00K is 0FF where ALPHABET G00GLE WINS.
JAC = JARED ANDREW COHEN ...AIW"A" = ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE WATS0N A LIEN = AAR0N PECKHAM ( DATABASE GAME CHANGER)
NEW 0NE LETTER WISE AS ISOLATION BUTT SEXUAL TEASE.
NO MATTER how clean FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET makes itsElVE'S both their minopolizations can never get rid of that SMELLY FOOTHEADERS MUSH ROOM(CO WORKERS SLAVE DRIVING ONFICE) FUNGUS STINK especially that ALL NIGHT CHINESE SHUSHU wearing ZZZZZZ!!!!!! OF YOUTUBE...YEWTUBE...UUTUBE....UTUBE. CHINI...NEW BIRTH +ADD W0RDS.
WHEN ANAL ALAN (JAC how am I doing ? "EXCELLENT" ,went into that CARPET STORE SHAW'S INDUSTRIES DISTRIBUTER (A UNIT OF BERKSHIRE ( DING DING) , has NO CARPET UNDER as HIS TOILET SITTING the"PRIVY seen" the SHOWROOM of how "FEMALE HE felt his DICK AND BALLS up , no ERECTIION to show and for that it was an AUTOMATIC FORFEIT of SUMPTUOUS SIGN including everything about his ID and such a NICE (JEWISH FAGG0T'S SHITEATER PED0PHILE he gets that all important FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE TRANSF0TMATI0N.
For purposes of celebrating the MARKETING of ALPHABET GOOGLE by META as "YEP" , "YOU ARE RIGHT MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG , as " don't DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK , AS SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI , has that WORLD PEACE EEE NOBLE PRIZE TO WIN " OMNISCIENT CHANNELS" important UTILIZER AND EXORCISER in your "META FACE".
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , D0NUT, CARDID, BUNS, PLANKS, JERKING 0FF, JUMPING JACKS, NO EXCUSES, SNUG, QURDS, , EXHAUSTION, THE "ROCK", WAITS, STEAM ROOM, ZZZ, FLEXIBLE, LEG LIFTS, MEMBERSHIP FEE, UPWARD STRETCH, SANDWICH, THAT GUY, WORKING OUT, YOYO DIETING, ABS, KEGELS,= FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET = ELDER ABUSE "NUT HOUSE"AND OR "PRISON. ,(AS GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS)...
WHEN ANAL ALAN (JAC how am I doing ? "EXCELLENT" ,went into that CARPET STORE SHAW'S INDUSTRIES DISTRIBUTER (A UNIT OF BERKSHIRE ( DING DING) , has NO CARPET UNDER as HIS TOILET SITTING the"PRIVY seen" the SHOWROOM of how "FEMALE HE felt his DICK AND BALLS up , no ERECTIION to show and for that it was an AUTOMATIC FORFEIT of SUMPTUOUS SIGN including everything about his ID and such a NICE (JEWISH FAGG0T'S SHITEATER PED0PHILE he gets that all important FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLE TRANSF0TMATI0N.
For purposes of celebrating the MARKETING of ALPHABET GOOGLE by META as "YEP" , "YOU ARE RIGHT MARK ELLIOT ZUCKERBERG , as " don't DELETE YOUR FACEBOOK , AS SUNDERARAJAN PICHAI , has that WORLD PEACE EEE NOBLE PRIZE TO WIN " OMNISCIENT CHANNELS" important UTILIZER AND EXORCISER in your "META FACE".
ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ , D0NUT, CARDID, BUNS, PLANKS, JERKING 0FF, JUMPING JACKS, NO EXCUSES, SNUG, QURDS, , EXHAUSTION, THE "ROCK", WAITS, STEAM ROOM, ZZZ, FLEXIBLE, LEG LIFTS, MEMBERSHIP FEE, UPWARD STRETCH, SANDWICH, THAT GUY, WORKING OUT, YOYO DIETING, ABS, KEGELS,= FACE 0FF G00GLE ALPHABET = ELDER ABUSE "NUT HOUSE"AND OR "PRISON. ,(AS GETTING THROWN UNDER THE BUS)...
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 2, 2022
Get the FACE 0FF ALPHABET G00GLEmug. It’s fucking explanatory! If you don’t know what it is then you are fucking dumb you dumb piece of shit.
by Autumn_22 October 23, 2020
Get the The alphabetmug. The Stinking AlphabetVerbSexual Act: An Act Just Like The Spinning Alphabet But The Hole In Question Is Anal.
by Jackie Estacadoe March 29, 2023
Get the The Stinking Alphabetmug.