All Homo

Phrase used to combat the 'no homo' and 'pause' 'man laws', implying that any homosexually suggestive language/behavior/innuendo is to be conveyed in the MOST HOMOSEXUAL WAY possible. The phrase was possibly coined by homosexual males, or otherwise seemingly-straight males who somehow feel offended by the rules and/or usage of the phrases 'no homo' and 'pause', for whatever reason.

Very similar to yes homo.

(At a tattoo parlor)
Guy A: ...if you want it that low, you're gonna have to bend over so I can put it on you.
Guy B: WHAT?!
Guy A: I said that you're going to have to bend over so...
Guy B: Don't repeat it - NO HOMO on that statement, man - you can't be talking like that to customers!
Guy A: Aw, man, you're on that 'no homo' stuff too? Then I meant to say that you're going to have to bend over so I can put it on you - ALL HOMO!

- or -

Guy C: He's over there gettin' serious money, so I'm trynna get with that nigga...
Guy D: WHAT?!
Guy C: Damn, do you have to turn everything I say into something gay? Damn! I'm NOT a homo, man - I'm never thinking anything gay!
Guy D: How about, do YOU have to turn everything you say into something gay?
Guy C: How come we can't be talking about bitches or something, instead of trying to think about how things I say can be turned into something homo?
Guy D: Hmm - well, I'm just saying, without that 'no homo', you're sounding very much like a homo right now. Plus, why weren't you talking about bitches in the first place, then...
Guy C: Man, F%%K THAT 'NO HOMO' S#%T, MAN - ALL HOMO!

by - The Phantom Menace - May 11, 2008

all killer, no filler

A music album with no bad tracks on it.

The (insert name of band here)'s latest album is all killer, no filler.

by The Camden Lexicographer November 22, 2017

ALL THESE BITCHES IS MY SONS

it’s a fucking line that nicki AKA the queen of rap use for all her bitches cause all of you her sons.

The barbz with you nicki cause only bitches is your sons

On did it on em she said a beautiful thing :«

All these bitches is my sons and I’ma go and get some bibs for em a couple formulas , little pretty lids on em if I had a dick à will pull it out and piss on em »

by ITS A FUCKING BARB February 23, 2021

All-Madden Bullshit

When You Try your Hardest to win on all-madden, this is called all-madden bullshit. When your QB throws 6 INT'S One Game, Your RB Only gets 2 yards a play, The CPU Wide Reciever Catches every f*cking pass, The CPU QB Completes every F*cking pass, Etc Etc

P.S: This is only intended as a joke for pissed off all-madden users that constantly lose like me when The CPU Is doing less work and The User is doing all of the work.

Ex 1: Oh WTF Dude! That's my 4th INT. ALL-MADDEN BS!
EX 2: Damnit! Frank Gore Running over Javon Kearse. ALL MADDEN BS!
Ex 3: Holy Crap I'm Actually winning 7 to nothing on All-Madden! NOOOOOO! Kenny threw an INT at the goal line and they ran it back for six?!? ALL-MADDEN BS!

All-Madden Bullshit

by BigBusinessAllDay September 19, 2009

All Balls No Chain

All Balls No Chain, or abnc, is a very difficult sexual manuever that requires focus, a high threshold for nut pain, nutsack-eye coordination, and most importantly - extremely saggy nuts. While engaged in doggy position, the female may experience more pleasure from the male's droopy ball sack swinging forward, slapping and stimulating her clitoris - even more pleasurable than the actual penetration itself. At this point she will beg him to abnc her, swatting away that pesky dick and demand that he only use his grandfather clock nuts, rendering his limp pencil dick useless. The male may experience pain to his balls due to the constant vag slappings.

Sam: Yo bro i heard you chilled with Maria last night, did you nail her?

Dave: Well, not exactly but something like that

Sam: What? Did you get it in or not?

Dave: At first yeah, but eventually she wanted me to finish her off by way of abnc

Sam: Oh nice, you definitely have those perfect droopy donkey nuts for a solid all balls no chain

Dave: Thanks man

by SoggyBottoms11 November 25, 2011

All T! All Shade!

When someone has done something wrong and you tell it how it is without having much consideration about hurting someone's feelings. You may come across as disrespectful or offensive, but you just don't care.

Joe: "I was happy he was not on my team because I saw his performance and it wasn't the best and I just did not want him in my team."
Mike: "All T! All Shade!

by shagu1rre October 11, 2013

All You Can Eat Buffet

When a guy is with a girl and he get's the opportunity to suck & lick anywhere he wants too

Craig : It was rather boring at my place last night Maddie just wanted to talk and watch the Friends marathon on Nick @ Nite!
Jake : Sucks for you dude I went to Kiersten's and I got to enjoy an All You Can Eat Buffet!
Craig : Wow how do you meet girls like that?
Jake : Just show them you 16 inch cock and they get horny!
Craig : Mine is only 8 think I got a chance!
Jake : No Chance In Hell Dude! Better get used to girll talk & Friends!

by SlopNChop October 30, 2017