Similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the "Harkness club" after having sex on a Harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. Primarily found in American, New England, prep schools which use the Harkness system of learning such as: Exeter, Lawrenceville, Andover, etc.
"Dude, I totally banged that chick in Mem. Hall last night!"
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"
*High five*
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"
*High five*
by Hashtag_TheRealMichealCera!! March 5, 2014
Get the Harkness clubmug. Ton club } cumming,, (popping ones juices) whilstng travelling in a moving vehicle , at the time of ejaculation one must be moving at a speed of exactly 100 mph until orgasm has finished !.
by Danny steam August 7, 2012
Get the Ton clubmug. When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.
Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011
Get the Cobweb Clubmug. A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
Get the French Clubmug. One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.
Competencies includes, but is not limited to,
Grinding
Bumping
Drinking
Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.
Negotiating drugs/pussy
Competencies includes, but is not limited to,
Grinding
Bumping
Drinking
Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.
Negotiating drugs/pussy
Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"
Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010
Get the Clubbing Legendmug. by JimmyB91 October 10, 2014
Get the club hotmug. In real life, you are payed to take your clothes off. On club penguin, you are payed to keep your clothes on.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
In real life, you ditch your pets. In Club Penguin, your pets ditch you.
by TERMIN8R_ June 11, 2017
Get the club penguinmug.