The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.
On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008
Get the Techno-lagmug. Face lag - similar to lag suffered by a computer but this lag appears on the face of humans *note* can often be confused with down syndrome but face lag only appears on stupid people
by matt, scorpi0n October 23, 2007
Get the face lagmug. Fatigue following a rollicking sexual encounter.
Woman: Ready for another turn in the sack, honey?
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!
by Kevin Scott (Yes! The one you know!) July 20, 2005
Get the shag-lagmug. The name for a Gamer who uses the excuse of internet lag to hide the fact that he/she is actually terrible at the game in question.
Jo - Fuck that shit, that bitch shot me and i didn't even see him. Fuck this Lag.
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag
by Chichichubachua June 11, 2009
Get the Lag Fagmug. When your playing a mmo or a video game and you experience lag and you get killed by another player and it was bs and you know it.
Mainly referred to induring halo or warcraft.
Mainly referred to induring halo or warcraft.
Phillip: Man that guy was lag boosting that was some shit.
Jordan: I know that guy was totaly lag boosting.
Jordan: I know that guy was totaly lag boosting.
by phillis cheese steak September 19, 2007
Get the lag boostingmug. A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008
Get the Nap lagmug. When you get used to playing one type of game then switch to another but your brain is still thinking in terms of the first.
by _the_ghost__ December 6, 2019
Get the Game Lagmug.