The feeling described when a conversation happens in slow motion via technology. Usually only occurs with e-mail, but can also occur with texting or IMing, if neither are ever there at the same time.
On Monday:
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
Jane: Hey! Haven't seen you in weeks! We should hang out!
On Wednesday:
Jack: Totally! Tomorrow would be cool, have you seen the new James Bond movie?
On Friday:
Jane: Oh. Sorry i missed you the other day, but sure, the Bond movie would be fine.
On Monday:
Jack: Dude, that movie just left the theaters, we are suffering from a major case of techno-lag.
On Wednesday:
Jane: For sure.
by SheWhoMustNotBeNamed December 23, 2008
Get the Techno-lag mug.When there is too much going on in one game that your console can't keep up with it and freezes. Particularly in the Facility of Goldeneye for N64.
If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
If you have all 4 players in the room with the colored pillars shooting automatics and running around the pillars you will experience lag swag.
by deathlytriforce October 18, 2013
Get the lag swag mug.Fatigue following a rollicking sexual encounter.
Woman: Ready for another turn in the sack, honey?
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!
Man: Would ya bleedin' leave me alone, I've terrible shag-lag after that!
by Kevin Scott (Yes! The one you know!) July 20, 2005
Get the shag-lag mug.The name for a Gamer who uses the excuse of internet lag to hide the fact that he/she is actually terrible at the game in question.
Jo - Fuck that shit, that bitch shot me and i didn't even see him. Fuck this Lag.
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag
Tongano - Your a Lag Fag
by Chichichubachua June 11, 2009
Get the Lag Fag mug.When your playing a mmo or a video game and you experience lag and you get killed by another player and it was bs and you know it.
Mainly referred to induring halo or warcraft.
Mainly referred to induring halo or warcraft.
Phillip: Man that guy was lag boosting that was some shit.
Jordan: I know that guy was totaly lag boosting.
Jordan: I know that guy was totaly lag boosting.
by phillis cheese steak September 19, 2007
Get the lag boosting mug.A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.
Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"
by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008
Get the Nap lag mug.When you drink whiskey all day and when in a conversation it takes you longer than usual to reply or you talk non sence because you brain is lagging.
Man last night I was dinking whiskey all night and when I tried to spit some game at this chick I was stuttering all whiskey lag jibberish
by CaderTater April 23, 2010
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