Most hilarious person you will ever meet. Sweet, kind, of course funny, and cute, although he might admit to none of those things. Unbelievably caring and willing to stand up for what he believes in, stick up for friends/girlfriend, and not afraid to just have fun no matter what anyone thinks. Very intelligent, sometimes even thinks too much into things. Has a lot of friends, but loses temper easily when it comes to certain things. Mess with the people close to him? Watch out. Very protective and loving! And, overall, just an awesome person. And he is also the best Defensive Tackle at Wagner high school his friends dejoun , jaun, jb, and Wilson suck .
by Davidisthebestdt September 25, 2018
Get the Davidmug. 
by Mr.advertiserfriendlysundays June 29, 2018
Get the Davidmug. He's a complete sped. never gets anything right. you cant rely on a David for anything, and if you ever partner up with him you end up doing all the work. however, at times/when it comes to food he's pretty generous, so there's that.
person #1: hey have you seen David recently
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
person #2: yah, he's over there cleaning up dippin' dots that he dropped becuase he's dumb
by marioman04 November 14, 2019
Get the Davidmug. A sexy man with a 9-foot wang. Recognized for his weird puns and his annoying personality. Sometimes considered a dick.
(How's that even possible..?)
(How's that even possible..?)
by well then ._. June 7, 2018
Get the Davidmug. Highest level dick head. if your name is David you like Star Wars, anime, and or the maze runner series
David, your a dick head
by Niggerasshole March 4, 2019
Get the Davidmug. An asshole that likes to steal food from the quiet kid in the corner. But, he is the quiet kid in the corner. He hates himself and everyone hates him. He watches my little ponu to cope with his depression.
Teacher: "goddamnit david! For the last time stop watching my little pony in the fucking classroom!"
by Fuck you David. July 28, 2018
Get the Davidmug.