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Sinister Stanley

When a man marries a woman, and proceeds to perform bedroom antics with his wife's sisters, because this guy is void of any kind of moral compass, and/or is just a complete douchebag.
Girl - "I can't date that dude, he's such a Sinister Stanley!"

Girl - "Did you hear about Dave? He totally did a Sinister Stanley on his wife".

Man - "I have so much respect for Brian. He Sinister Stanley'd the shit out of his wife!".
by DirtyDave2.0 August 13, 2022
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Uphill Stanley

A person that thinks they are always right and others are wrong
Uphill Stanley ran uphill and anyone that runs downhill is wrong
by Yelnats May 23, 2020
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stanley

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Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special
Me watching 2001: a space odyssey

Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick
by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022
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Stanley

A very demure and preppy water bottle that is large in size and has a handle. If you have a fake stanley (aka a water bottle that is similar to a stanley) it is considered very undemure.
OMG! She has a FAKE STANLEY!
by Shaomiaome August 30, 2024
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Stanley Whiffer

You wipe your ass with 2 fingers preferably the second or third wipe after crapping 💩 & then you go wipe those fingers on a friend’s nose 👃 while they are sleeping 😴
In Army boot 🥾 Truong kept fucking off & getting our squad in trouble so we gave him a Stanley Whiffer after he fell asleep 💤
by Cooper Moses February 5, 2019
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Stanley

“Stanley is so cuteeeee”
by Shoto_Simp July 5, 2023
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