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Plastic Lasers

Verbal and emotional actions when being gaslighted by someone. Overly dramatic crying,

yelling, or accusatory speech that follows in a gaslighter's dialog to redirect blame. So much so that you question your sanity, your judgments, and your morals beyond belief.
My ex would hit me with the PLASTIC LASERS. She'd go days without calling or texting me and when I'd ask her where she's been, she'd start crying saying 'you're so clingy NOW, but where are you when I need you.' Called me selfish and narcissistic. Never answered MY questions tho. Complete one-eighty on me. ."
by TheDigitalRealist August 27, 2021
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Plastic fork

An iron tool used to show reflection
by Destyn msrie July 4, 2021
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Hot Plastic

Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he can feel a warm,tingling sensation.A man can also suck the hot plastic(heated dildo)as if he was sucking another man's dick.Hot plastics usually come in many different colors or different shades of skintones.
Hot Plastic

A microwaved dildo which is used in a mans ass so that he E.g "He let me put my hot plastic in his ass last night"

E.g "im going to make him suck my hot plastic."
by Allyssaboo November 3, 2018
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plastic news

Poorly constructed or cheaply manufactured fake or un important news that is released quickly with intent to distract.

D.P.
Did you see the big news story that just came out? Yep more plastic news to distract us from the important stories.
by Imalevolent February 21, 2019
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Plastic Tootles

The use of your baby cousins toys for sex. Most likely ockward shapes that can be used as a butt plug and a mouth plug for secret sex.
Guy 1: Hey, I used some Plastic Tootles on Karen last night

Guy 2: Well, where did you pull this michevious business

Guy 1: In the bathroom at a funeral
by InvisibleRoss February 16, 2019
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ditch the plastic

Commonly associated with train hopping culture, ditch the plastic refers to a great escape through hitchhiking.

Leaving behind the false comforts of a society run by suits and corporate robots.
I'm so fucking sick of this bullshit, I'm gonna ditch the plastic with a few friends.
by 9th August 31, 2018
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Plastic Perker

A "Plastic Perker" (A danish term) or en english "Plastic Paki".

Is a white person (Usually danish) and usually a guy trying to look and sound like a middle eastern person.
So they probably wear a gucci fanny pack, Skinny jeans or an adidas track suit in grey.
Some of them also wear puffer jackets, but that you can wear thoose without being a "Plastic perker".

Ex. "Eeow wallah bror kommer du ella hvad dig?" or "Yaaaa yallah kom habibi vi skal ud og se nogen ordentlig shababs".

They also tend to use arabic words even tho they dont really know what they mean.
In reality they probably grew up in copenagen with a mom named Betina nd have never TOUCHED middleeastern ground.
They also smoke, It could be Cigs or Vapes, it doesnt really matter.
"ej se lige ham der, han er rigtig plastic perker"

"du hved godt gilli er plastc perker ing?"
by Fuck.frederiksberg.piger October 11, 2022
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