Nolan

A guy that seems like the best man there is but by the time u ask him out her always says no in a dick way

Wow well there's Nolan

by Becky the girl u know u want February 12, 2018

Nolan 5

A Nolan 5 is a punishment of 5 pushups that one must do if called by another person for having done something very stupid or making a very bad joke.

If someone says “That’s a Nolan 5” you must do 5 pushups on the spot.

That’s a Nolan 5

by EjEdwards November 12, 2019

nolan morgan

A loser. Makes lame jokes and usually only one person laughs at it

Person 1: Do you know Nolan Morgan?

Person 2: yeah, he’s a loser.

by Thotie101 October 27, 2019

Nolan Hestor

A tall man with a wide asshole who can’t poop

“I have to poop so bad dude.”
“At least you’re not Nolan Hestor, he can’t poop at all.”

by The large Lebowski June 1, 2019

Nolan Wilkinson

Has a huge dong and will tear your pussy to shreds. Is always down for but sex and really likes to tango.

I had Nolan wilkinson inside me and I can’t walk

by Yes I am the father December 29, 2021

Nolan

A person who gets exceptional grades but lacks in the common sense department. Also Known as a PR(professional retard) and/or CDA(Certified Dumbass). Probably plays basketball and is great at shooting 3s but average to below average at literally anything else.

Nolan, tf were u thinking? Ur GPA is literally 4.0, do better

by Bbbbot November 23, 2021

Nolan

mad cute but also sucks ass at cooking

Nolan sucks at cooking

by TheRealFoodCritic March 28, 2024