Landon

A guy with a giant cock, the size of a arm

Look at the Landon

by Lil daddy123 October 24, 2022

Landon

A dude that like to streak the bed and kisses dude like Porter, Devin and Colby

I want to be like landon

by Landon kisser June 11, 2022

Landon

All girls school in Maryland. They loose to Prep, Bullis, and Gonzaga at everything. Parents must have a salary over 700,000 to attend and a minimum of the porches is required.

Landon Kid: Yo brah heard ur dad whippin a new porches, how many is that now 4?
Landon Kid 2: Im hiiiiipp bra its tuff ya dig

by DMV FACTS September 14, 2018

rachel and landon

a wonderful sexy couple. Often have sex(anal lovers)

oh your a rachel and landon have sex

by Rahcel and Landon June 15, 2017

Landon

Trip and fall and Landon DEEZ NUTS!!

Person 1: Do you know Landon?
Person 2: Landon who?
Person 1: Trip and fall and landon deez nuts!!!!

by deez nuts 6969420 January 31, 2022

Landon

The most handsome boy in the world. Blonde hair with blue eyes and a great smile. Landon is always with the boiz and they always have his back. if you try to fight him he will beat u up so bad that your kids feels it. Landon is a musician and plays the guitar and ukulele. He loves playing sports like lacrosse. Landon is the best kid there is.

Landon is soooooo handsome

by funnyboiz June 21, 2022

Landon

the kind of guy who will go back and forth with you and tell you things about yourself that people are normally scared to tell you. you might hate him sometimes but there’s a lot to love. the best guy with parents and a truly caring person when it comes to any kind of relationship. he will always have your back and treat you well. don’t fear abandonment with him because the love in his heart is unbreakable and amazing. don’t give this guy up❤️

Landon makes me feel amazing in every way.

by probablyinlove:) April 18, 2022