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Lance

good sex man. Hot sexy bed sexy sex man.
A Lance sure would be useful in this situation in which I need a "good sex man. Hot sexy sex man."
by mista_white_yo December 31, 2022
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Lance

This mother fucker wont stop being a try-hard in COD zombies, and everything he does.
Lance wont stop being a try-hard at fortnite and its pissing me off
Lance is actually a god when it comes to COD zombies.
YOOOOO, Lance just got the platinum trophy for Call of Duty Blacks ops 4
by lololol99999 December 11, 2018
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Lance Boyer

Yo lance boyer is a lit as bitch. period. no questions. Just a crazy motherfucker that brings a party anywhere
by ItssYeBoiii October 19, 2018
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Lance

Georgia loves Lance!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by ahxjjandns February 20, 2019
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Lance

A little shit that never gets off of video games, and will most likely die alone. He is the son of an epic whore and is rude all of the time.
Kid:Hey Lance! Wanna go to the pool?

Lance if that requires going outside and socializing. NO I wanna play fOrTnItE!!! *crys*
by Sucmytomatoe March 13, 2019
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lance larock

A large wild animal. Often found in northern wisconsin. Commonly known for sticking things in its ass, and mates with close relatives. Often times they abandon their young, only to adopt other creatures as young, as long as the mother has an income ( sticks berries or rocks.) the life expectancy is not known but known to be short due to its inability to support itself. Do not approach if seen your butthole will be in danger
I saw a lance larock fornicating its cousin

That lance larock stuck a whole tree stump up its bum!

I thinkthe lance larock tried to stick it in my arse, but i couldn't tell.
by 3.14spacecase July 17, 2018
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Lance

Is a potato and causes all your problems. He is a very humorless guy and loves to bake but always burns the house down.
“ Lance! I smell smoke! Are you cooking again!?”
by ThouShallNeverKnow January 29, 2019
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