stuck on the shitter
by Pussy , A fucking retard November 23, 2021

An Irish magician known for being extremely pompous and name-dropping at every oppurtunity. Sure, his magic is good - but he's no David Blaine. Releases a DVD every so often to cash in on the fact that people think he is any good.
Keith Barry: So then I did this card trick for Leonardo Dicaprio and he was amazed and I let him hang out with me for a few days.
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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.
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Guy #1: Hey did you see Keith Barry's show on telly last night?
Guy #2: Yeah, it'd be good if he wasn't such an arrogant piece of shite. I mean like, he's no David Blaine.
by John DoyleX2006 July 26, 2008

A guy who will DESTROY YOUR LIFE! He will lie and manipulate. He chooses porn over real p****. He is a cheater. He is not a goal setter and he has no motivation to ever do any thing. He is a weak guy for girls. If u think he is sleeping wit your girl behind your back you better follow your gutt.! He runs back home to mommy and daddy cus that's all he has. He doesn't have the looks or the sense of humor. His sex is as plain as his character. He. Is not the greatest and i wouldn't vouch for him either. He used me and took away my the only one person that matters in my life and used her as a pawn to hurt me and make my life worthless for loving. He is a joke.
Keith the big nose used to sniff out any good u have to steal it and chew u up and spit u out stripped of anything u had now u have nothing
by •°•°XoxO•°•° February 26, 2023


To have been captured in a public place by Welsh photographer Keith Morris on one of his daily walkabouts.
Ah, gutted, you've been Keith Morrised.
Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!
Did you see that picture the other day, I got Keith Morrised, awsome!
by aberblaber November 23, 2011

by Master_Unlucky September 2, 2004

A absolute manwhore- keith is the personification name of evil
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
They usually are involved in some sketchy type schiz-
Whether it be faking disorders, or joining cults
They also make shoddy art and somehow have simps, despite being a absolute table eating cocomelon watching ipad kid.
They look like their hair got cut with a weedwhacker very shittily
One time he even drew art OF MY GIRLFRIEND with a gun to her head
If you meet keith
#CANCEL HIM
#CANCELKEITH
by Keith hater anonymous April 23, 2022
