Jonah

Jonah is fat and ugly. He likes someone called Luella and likes Big Macs. He likes to be called JONAHMYBONAH

Is that a Jonah.

SO big and fatt

by fatima kim jong un May 15, 2024

Jonah

A very special guy and also very smart. Very often someone with dark secrets, but good at hiding them. A Jonah is a sweet guy that is soft and commonly a ginger.

Omg he just told me he is smoking!

Really? What’s his name?

Jonah of course

by KentuckyWatermel0nz November 14, 2019

Jonah

An absolute alcoholic, has a massive dick and that about sums it up.

This guy is such a Jonah, he keeps throwing up everywhere.

by Masterbaiter3569\ May 13, 2025

Jonah

Fucking cunt the biggest asshole on earth smokes weed everyday and his penis is as small as my girlfriends nipples.

But I like him

I hate Jonah

by Jonahisgayandhasasmallpenis September 7, 2020

Jonah

hes a little bitch

jonah the name

by negaballslicker October 22, 2023

Jonah

The best person in the world, very funny, loves to talk and normally has red hair and feckles

Me: Who is that

Joe: I dont know but he talks a lot
Me: Oh he is a Jonah

by thebestbunner May 19, 2022

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais is the most talented man you will ever meet. He gives the best hugs and has the best smile in the entire world. Jonah is apart of the band Why Don't We with Corbyn Besson, Jack Avery, Daniel Seavey and Zach Herron.

Person; Have you seen that picture i sent you?
Me; that's Jonah Marais, from the man band why don't we
Person; he is an amazing singer.
Me; Like i don't already know that.

by jonahmaraiswoahs July 13, 2019