hole tending

Goal-tending, in basketball, is the act of blocking the ball right before it goes in the basket. Hole-tending is right before you stick your dick in a girls pussy or asshole and she rejects the insertion

Bob: Yo, did you get laid last night?
Steve: I thought so, but that cock-tease was hole tending.

by DCo311 November 15, 2010

die hole

A bottomless pit to the depths of hell that you put people who do not deserve to live, in. They are citizens who are a complete waste of oxygen.

*friend does something cringe*
Me: "straight to the die hole with you, you worthless creature and waste of life."

by mh July 21, 2017

unc-hole

That one uncle who is always doing crazy things with their nieces or nephews that ends with them getting hurt or scaring the piss out of them. Everyone has one.

Sister: Is my daughter out playing with her Unc-Hole?
Mother: Nope, she just came home crying because her Unc-Hole scared the piss out of her again.
Sister: He's way to crazy to be playing with her, she's only 4.

by WIldWillie January 13, 2016

hole runner

An object that enters many holes. Can be used to describe a male whore.

Wow kenny you slept with so many women i could mistake you for a hole runner.

by keithh58 January 6, 2008

Burt-Holed

To have fingers inserted into ones anus while recieving fellatio from an Australian munter.

Burt: "I don't know if i told you guys this, but this bird was sucking me off in Oz and she stuck a couple of digits up my ass!"

"Wow, you got Burt-Holed mate!"

Burt: "Yeah i know, i was platooned"

by Lolich April 21, 2009

Schootch the Hole

A phrase meaning either "A hole dug in one location that needs to be moved to another location" or a "Loosely defined sexual activity" with the verb "schootch" essentially representing any number of things. (Meaning to be defined by context.) Ultimately, it can and should serve as a double-entendre.

Suggestion: Dig a hole in your backyard in an inappropriate location and let the double-entendres commence!

The proximity of the bush on the well-manicured lawn meant that Paul had the opportunity to "schootch the hole".

by WordBaron September 1, 2009

Gnome Hole

The space between the bed and the wall, or any awkward empty space where things get lost.

Dude, K-Bear slept in my bed last night but I barely noticed because she was wedged in the gnome hole!

by panders May 26, 2010