A character from 13 reason why who bears a slight resemblance to a cutie named Cynthia. You will use this statement “omg it’s Hannah baker” to expertly slide into her dm’s. Little do you know this girl is gorgeous, sweet, caring, kind, fun, smart, funny, cute, has the prettiest green eyes that just get you, a cuddler, and so so sweet. Also a major cutie. It’s gonna break your heart to find out she lives 4 hours away. This distance won’t kill anything it just leaves a longing. Everyday you come home from school you’ll just be so excited to get to talk to her, even if it’s just on the phone. There will be nothing you want more than to see her again. To kiss her lips, to wipe her tears, to hold her in your arms, to go to dances with her, to hug her, to drive around jamming out with her, to BE with her. Someday Cynthia..... someday. The only problem is that she’s ruthless and super good at cup pong and will mercilessly beat you every single time, but she’s soo cute when she’s winning it doesn’t even matter, because you know that the real winner, is YOU.
by God5695 October 18, 2018
by ChubbyHubbyMcLardAss November 16, 2005
Sex act where doughnut holes are inserted into one's anus. Usually followed up with a greasy breakfast.
by Abys 43mal September 06, 2015
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by bigballer10 March 01, 2010
A short person, often bullied by taller people. A reference to a short person. Brady baker also is a pu$$y and lets people take advantage of him sexually in class
by BradyIsShort April 14, 2022
by Cblockontop June 30, 2021