A term used in software engineering to define a period of time before a promised feature or bugfix will be released. The period of time is usually, “Never.”
We'd like to thank all or users for their patience and forbearance during really difficult time, and we'd like to announce that all the feature requests and critical bugfixes will be released Real Soon Now™.
by tariqk December 06, 2021
ideally, the most positive and beneficial outcome or conclusion to a situation. usually hoped for, or coped into.
based in absolutely NO tangible evidence whatsoever.
based in absolutely NO tangible evidence whatsoever.
A: "hey, final exam today. you study?"
B: "not really, but im gonna to hope for TheBest™, and wing it"
A: "....okay."
C: "youre having a kid? you just filed for bankruptcy and you lost your job, whats the plan?"
D: "we did, but TheBest™ thing in our lives right now would be a baby. they make life worth living."
C: "that didnt answer my question at all."
B: "not really, but im gonna to hope for TheBest™, and wing it"
A: "....okay."
C: "youre having a kid? you just filed for bankruptcy and you lost your job, whats the plan?"
D: "we did, but TheBest™ thing in our lives right now would be a baby. they make life worth living."
C: "that didnt answer my question at all."
by suedecadence October 15, 2022
Did you hear what happened to Lady Gaga's dog walker ? Man, ShitsFucked™
Been working on this engine all day ShitsFucked™ time to go inside, Im hungry
Been working on this engine all day ShitsFucked™ time to go inside, Im hungry
by kikibueno February 26, 2021
by Bananafries™ June 12, 2025
by Chizzeee October 24, 2022
Alex™ is a person that tried to set their username as Alex but failed miserably because it was already taken. now Alex™ is out to get the person that claimed the username Alex.
by PiknMokeny July 23, 2021
The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
1: Hey bro guess what?
2: What
3: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
2: Shut the absolute hell up.
2: What
3: The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. beep A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
2: Shut the absolute hell up.
by CertainlyAPersonWhoExists February 25, 2024