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Pork circle

The act of spit roasting a series of female deuce and a half or bigger females with an uninterruped mouth to genital circuit.
I got way too wasted last night, and unfortunately almost drowned in a pork circle.
by Jim-Bob Cooter December 10, 2016
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pork donut

I pulled a whale yesterday and she craved anal so I gave her a pork donut.
by Loveable Rogue May 26, 2016
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Semi-Pork

its like having sex, but really short. It involves penetration, but its not really long enough to class it as actual sex. It could be caused by someone interupting, a man with very low stamina, anything...
-What happened with you and james last night?
-we got interupted so it was only a semi-pork.
by wastedcrunch June 3, 2007
mugGet the Semi-Porkmug.

Pork Burn

The abdominal burns you get from bacon grease because you frequently cook breakfast topless. It's the price you pay for being such a fucking man.

Some guys do it voluntarily like a cigarette burn. Others are just too fucking lazy to put on a shirt in the morning before cooking bacon.
Friend: Yo, what happened to your chest man?

You: You know how it is. I woke up and made grub and got some pork burns. #YOLO
by Green Eggs and Stan August 29, 2012
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pork brains

A non skilled Rainbow Six Siege player who shoots his or her own teammate. Usually referring to the intelligence level of a pig.
God damn salty_jak has pork brains and just shot me!
by Jack Salty March 20, 2017
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Parallel porking

The act of having sex with 3 people or more

Made by “ninja sex party
Ninja with aids: Hey which chick did you bang last night
Cool jew: bro i was parallel porking them both
by 4 swordsman October 13, 2020
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pork screw

the male sex organ, occasionally used as a means to eliminate uremic fluids from the body.
james lovingly thrashed betty with his pork screw
by banjobill December 20, 2008
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