green 11

When your kid's getting sick, and they've got green snot running out of both nostrils, making an "11"

Better call the doctor, shorty's got a green 11!

by LittleBill November 14, 2006

7 11

The greatest sugar store...EVAR!!!

Hey, David! Lets go down to the 7 11 down the street and get slurpies and stock up on skittles!!!

by Sugar rocks! January 7, 2004

May 11

Grab ass day

Walk up to a girl on May 11 and grab they add

by Nae964 April 11, 2019

Area 11

The country formerly known as Japan, now under control of Britannia. Citizens of Area 11 are known as Elevens.

"When Japan was taken over by the Empire of Britannia in 2010 a.t.b. it became known as Area 11."

by Prince Schnitzel July 7, 2008

November 11

national whenever you see a boy kick his shin day

betty- hi johnny, it’s november 11th
johnny- and?
betty- *kicks shin*

by sPagHetTi 🐙🐙 October 22, 2019

April 11

Kiss your best friend day.

You kiss your best friend on April 11. This very day

by Paris35322 April 9, 2022

Windows 11

If Windows 10 was kick-ass, Windows 11 is 'not-so-much'...and, yeah, brings back memories of Vista, ME but is basically just Windows 10 w/a different start menu and some tweaks...if you run AMD CPUs good luck...Win95, XP, Windows 7, Win 10 were all good...throw in NT4 as well...Windows 11 will have no real identity...bring back that Kat chick who ran the insider program until about a year or so ago...at least she was great to look at and had brains.

You know, Bill seems distracted since those harassment posts...let's issue a reconstituted OS based on Window 10...maybe that will redirect the attention...OK, what do we call it...how about take the length of his dick based on those emails to the board before he was canned and multiply by 10.

Windows 11 needs (but can bypassed, thanks Ratiborus) TPM, which is like saying even if you don't get your period, you still need to wear a mask.

Oh, man, so I noticed that Windows 11 is described in reviews as being more "mac-like" and rounded-off...jeez, it will be years before I upgrade our enterprise to Windows 11...hopefully, by then Microsoft will turn its attention back to corporate customers vs. catering to little children playing video games sans a real 'out-of-phone/face-in-phone life'.

by s6's brother October 29, 2021