loose meat sandwich

it's when you are having a devil's three way, but you accidentally cross swords and lose your boner.

i was really getting into my threesome with bill and susie, but then we crossed swords and it turned into a real loose meat sandwich.

by andrewisawesome November 30, 2016

Field Nigga Meat

Noun.- A black man's penis; description deriving from the reason why white slave masters wives would go behind their husbands backs to have sex; subsequently resulting in STD's and a boom of pregnancies of mixed babies (then also being labeled and known as mulatto children). Leading to that slave being killed by being whipped to death.

Girl, he had field nigga meat! That shit had me walking funny for a week!

by Tristrem August 29, 2019

poke my meat

female version of “beat my meat”; the use of fingers also known as female
masturbation

Girl 1: “I’m going to poke my meat later on tonight.”
Girl 2: “Oh cool! Me too, I think i’ll use my dildo this time.”

by mysterytwo January 15, 2018

dj lil meat

cum

dj lil meat tweets about cum also ass AND titties

by chimkennuggetgorl January 29, 2020

Missouri Meat Shower

when you and your girlfriend are doing the hanky panky and she screams out the wrong name but you nut anyway so you consume 10,482 grams of meth

i tested out the Missouri Meat Shower last night and i think i can hear colors now

by TheAsidRan February 12, 2020

Meat-Faced Cocksicle

Nickname for Eric Trump.

Eric Trump is such a meat-faced cocksicle.

by The Leather Daddy 69 November 4, 2020

bust my meat

A sexier way of saying I got to jerk off.

I got to bust my meat.

by I like steven January 18, 2018