Deflated Soccer Ball Tits

A term used to describe titties that are usually bigger than a pomegranate but smaller than a watermelon. Keep in mind that in this case, the tits are NOT saggy. The term "deflated" just means they are squishier than usual.

Person A: Did you hear about Hendrik's new girlfriend? I heard she has deflated soccer ball tits.

Person B: What a lucky bastard! Those sort of tits are the best!
Person A: No way! The best tits are the inverted inflated infusiblenesses tits!

by Skizzers sucks May 7, 2019

stop licking my tits

Much like "stop busting my balls," this phrase is used to show slight annoyance at ones actions.

Guy 1: "Hey man, you look like a pile of garbage."
Guy 2: "Ayyyy, stop licking my tits!"

by I3EA5T June 5, 2016

get your tits wet

idiom

1. To submerge oneself in an unfamiliar, stimulating environment or situation.

History and Etymology: Origin unknown.

Chad: "I think I'm going to enter a homebrew competition"

Jorge: "Hell yeah man, it's time to finally get your tits wet, eh?"

by persimmonVision May 11, 2023

suns out, tits out

“Suns out, tits out” is when a girl posts her perfect tits on Instagram. Started by the sexy pic posted by ayesha.n28 on Instagram in which over a 100,000 (mostly male) followers saw her big round prefect tits

“Hey her tits are as perfect as the suns out, tits out girl!”

by azak7777 June 15, 2022

National tit squeeze day

On may 31 feel free to grab anyone who will not call the cops tits

Today is national tit squeeze day grab my tits

by kinky loser May 28, 2018

Two fingers add the tit

Double espresso with a shot of warm cream.

If it is ok I would like two fingers add the tit. To go please.

by Gus Gus Cookie Buster July 30, 2022

Frog skateboarding on my tits

When a man sprays semen on your tits and your in such a rush that you must put your bra back on over the semen

Oh i hate when daves parents come home, always end up with a frog skateboarding on my tits.

by Handycam January 2, 2022