living the cactus life

Unliked by most, notorious for being a Prick. douchebag

No one wanted him at the company party since he was living the cactus life!

by concrete-angel December 19, 2018

hot life guard

I know you girls were looking at me at pointe Hilton 😏 hmu

The hot life guard at pointe Hilton

by Hot life guard October 21, 2017

pre-life crisis

A stressful period in which a new parent-to-be might go through trying to figure out how not to f*ck up their last f*ck up.

Nine months of worrying about the next eighteen years of a child's life. Usually followed by loose lips syndrome.

I don't think John is ready to be a dad yet. His pre-life crisis is already in its tenth month.

by jclovis3 March 31, 2017

dylans sex life

another word for abstinance

dylans sex life:
ryan; my sex life is like dylan
hitler: so abstinance basically?

ryan: noooo
hitler:well thats sad

by rainbowbutmonkeys2 April 10, 2017

low life chaser

Person ( male or female) who is attracted to scummy people.

"Man that Jackie is really into scumbags."
" Yeah she's a real low life chaser bra' a regular LLC

by Ribbone May 6, 2018

feels life man

Deep talks with your bro but no homo its just Feels life man

Feels life man, Feels life man....

by FeelsLifeMan February 20, 2018

Whiskey Tango Life

Living life in a way that may not be socially acceptable or understood. Being your weekend self when you can let yourself enjoy things that may cause judgement upon you but not caring what others think.

I am going four wheeling this weekend and I am going to live the Whiskey Tango Life. I am talking off from my medical practice and gonna ride my Harley to Bike Week and live my Whiskey Tango Life

by whiskey tango life January 19, 2018