piss on my clit

An interjection synonymous to "Shit On My Dick!" yet uses opposite words.

Gamer 1: Yo I just scored 3 times in a row on you in Rocket League! *Scores fourth goal*
Gamer 2: Piss on my clit!

by NotThatInn0cent September 22, 2017

Piss

golden liquid that can come out of your... uuh... thingy... and is edible but not recommended but there are things that make it safe to drink. and should be flushed down the toilet

Me: yo, dude i gotta piss
Person: k bathrooms upstairs to the right

by EddieBready July 28, 2020

Cow Piss

How some foreigners misheard the Romanized name of the popular Japanese drink Calpis which is Karupisu, A soda made from milk.

Steve: Hey Joe, Do you have any drink that we can have for our pajama party
Joe: How about some Cow Piss?
Steve: What's a Cow Piss?
Joe: A Soda that is made from milk and is similar to a bottle of Ice Cold Vanilla Coca-Cola but looks more like a yogurt drink

by ThatCrazyBoiLovesMemes January 26, 2021

Gamer piss

The act of going to the bathroom before a game starts and pissing as hard as you can to get back to gaming is much so it hurts the shaft

“Hey bro I’ll be right back I gotta go pee”
“Hurry up were about to drop!”
“Hey I’m back that was a real Gamer Piss”

by iEATpeople4FUN March 16, 2021

piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 16, 2009

communal piss

Occurs when two or more people pee, generally outside, altogether while simultaneously staring at one another.

The communal piss taken by Bill and Ted strengthened their relationship, making the night one to remember.

by mintyfreshthot November 22, 2014

Sentient piss

When you are taking a piss and then the piss gains conscious and gains a mind of its own and decides to go every single area possible, and it goes all over the walls, floor and ceiling, leaving you to stand there steaming mad while absolutely drenched in piss.

Guy 1: "Im gonna take a piss"
Guy 2: "ok I don't care"
Guy 1: *Takes a sentient piss on accident*
Guy 1: "Well that is shit! I had a sentient piss!"
Guy 2: "Oh man I hate when that happens"

by We can officially be friends. June 22, 2024